My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after potatoes because you'll only end up with a painting in your boob." I never quite understood his advice until one Potato's appreciation day, I was gardening with my best friend Lunki. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was jfdkdgjdfklf and spooky sounds came from deep within. Lunki saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!