LongJohnSpaghetti

Another peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Well, as "peaceful" as it can be, anyway. Tari and Luigi were taking a double date with Mario and Meggy, when suddenly... SH-BOOOOM! "OH NO!" Screamed Tari, smoke now pouring from Peach's Castle. "Eh, Meggy probably tried cooking again," Mario said, not really caring. "Uh, Red, I'm right here," Meggy responded, unamused. "C'mon, Bro! We gotta check if everyone's okay!" Luigi yelled at his brother. "Aww, Do I have t-" Mario got cut off as Luigi yanked him by the overalls towards Peach's Castle. While the twins were occupied, a sneaky youngster creeped behind the two girls. Sensing something was off, the brothers turned around to see their girlfriends get kidnapped by a familiar young Koopa Kid: Bowser Jr. "Oh, shit!" Mario cried out. The two brothers rushed to the rescue, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust settled, the two Marios were left attacking a bush while Bowser Jr. was free to

(Hello! This is a sequel to Luigi's Confession. Read that if you haven't already. Also, this is a tad bit NSFW.) Luigi slowly woke up... "Oh, shoot..." He thought to himself, "...I accedenally fell asleep at Tari's place..." Luigi stared at the clock. It was 1:00 in the morning. He slowly got up and started to look for Tari, but no Tari in sight. Luigi was just about to leave when he felt a hand on his shoulder. "Tari?" He turned about, and there she was. But...different. Her eye was pink instead of the usual purple. "Heeeeeeey, Luigi~" She said with a seductive grin. This scared Luigi a little bit. Tari wasn't the flirty type, but here she was, obviously trying to flirt. "Oh, uh, Hey Tari! I was just leaving." "But why would you leave so soon~?" "Mario probably burnt down the house again." "But don't you wanna stay with me~?" "I-I do, but... I have to go..." Luigi went to go turn around, but Tari stopped him. She

(Hey Paisanos! Before we start, just to clear up a few things. In these stories, Mario & Luigi's last names are Idraulico, and Tari's last name is Bluestreak. Silly headcanons aside, enjoy!) "Guys! Guys! We have an very important announcement!" The Asian-Australian said as he jumped on the couch next to his older brother. "That's right guys, the Meta Runner season 2 trailer just dropped on our GLITCH channel, go check it out if you haven't already." "And, uh, that's it, right, Kevin?" "I think that's it. You wrote this intro, didn't you?" "I thought you did. Ah, whatever! Let's just start the video!" It was another day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi's brother, Mario, was eating spaghetti for breakfast. Spaghetti. For breakfast. There was some things about Mario that Luigi would never understand. As for Luigi, he was reading the daily news. "Luigi, why are you reading the news?" Mario said, not even looking up from his spaghetti. "I like