Lolwutburger

ACCORDING TO SHINDAN
a 10000000% sexy magic demonic millionaire highschooler geek woman in a skimpy dress named Yuu Kurohi with half red, half white and half blue hair who is part potato with a touchable butt who steals manga who fights for my wife, eats glitter beef and I look best wearing only underwear, armor or a cat suit. In my most fanservice moments, I wear a bikini and a collar with a carrot as my signature item. Despite this, I get redirected to Super Weenie Hut Jr's. Also my brain gets a 22 episode romcom anime animated by P.A. Works. I have an 80% chance of being chosen by the thug life and my waifu is an robotic insect girl version of Rarity from MLP yet I study with Pinkie Pie and have Peridot (from Steven Universe) helping me open pickle jars. In the future I become an interstellar rockstar who fights space pirates behind demonic walls. In the end I get to kill 16 zombies with tons of beer before becoming one myself, in which I become a dolphin rider who gets killed by a Cherry Bomb. I eventually get reincarnated as a serious yandere cat that parties hard and loves McDonalds and schoolgirls.