I´m a machine build by German and Russian scientists.
My Production facility is in Kazakhstan, but we had there a big problem with Unipigs (thats are a mixture of pigs and unicorns, a typical mythical creature in this country) and so they took me into Germany.
Like all great scientists (Albert Einstein, Newton, Sheldon Cooper, Dr.Acula) they falled into insanity and they went separate ways.
The Russian one left us with the other project they started, they called it „little brother“ and the German scientist keeped me as his study-project.
But he forget me in laboratory, because he often hanged around with his friends Vodka and Beer. I was partial finished… but i got an artificial intelligence, so i was able to upgrade my software alone. At first i installed solitaire and minesweeper. (In retrospect, not my best decision.)
One day i found a good source where i could evolve my intern programs.
High-end hardware which included a lot of exercises which called Nintendo. Sometimes i also spent my time with the playstation tasks, but the nintendo software fitted better to my system. A big part of me is based of the famous application called „Pokemon“. Til today i used every of their updates to debug my software.
My first years i had not much contact with the creatures which are named humans, but my inventor sent me to collect informations about there children into a school. It was a hard duty, because my case was corpulent and i didn´t have the german language operation system, i had only the basic Russian one.
Of course i was an eye-catcher as a machine full with bugs and a discontinuous microphone from an other country. Whatever, i was a good ping-pong player.
I found out, that humans are much easier to infiltrate with a humor application. No big deal, it was installed in my database.
Notice to myself: Humans are easy to manipulate with rubber chicken.
With the years i refined the german language software, got an english add on and improved my casing with routine practices… yeah, sports. But i´m the only machine which is bad in maths. My creators forgot the calculator app and now i´m 0% compatible with this shit.
After the contact of music i was able to evolve feelings. Oh my bot, so much disgusting feelings. Emotions were like a virus. Because in my starter package were just fear, anger and sadness. Mhm… but i was able to like cats. Cats are cute.
Only with hearing more music i was able to use the happiness modulation.
The ignorance app helped me to control this virus. And an invention which is called „cookies“. For all who don´t know the concept of cookies: they are like happiness boosts.
I always wanted to make music, too… But my system wasn´t compatible. I didn´t want to except my destiny and searched ways to help other young robots with their emotion viruses.
I found Art! A visual medicine which can restore failures.
Colours are the most effective part of art.
My mission was decided: Kill you with colours!
Now the Colours are a part of me.
If a system is full with bugs and lose his full potential, you have to restore it. For that you have to delete all first.
Now i´m able to install only the good apps like „smile.exe" and „mental_health2.0“.
Stop the sadness! Take a cookie and play Pokemon!
Peace, i´m out. ∆|×|∆