So by the title it's pretty clear what my verdict on G.I. Joe: Retaliation is. I'd planned to go see the film yesterday, just for the huge kabooms and to find out whether Dwayne Johnson continues to have enjoyably bad taste in what movies he'll sign on for (He sort of does, but more on that later).
Then, when attempting to prove to a friend that no really, Cobra Commander really was played by Joseph Gordon Levitt in the first movie, I found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ESN3jy0ndn4
Oh my god. How the fuck did they manage to make Cobra Commander sexy. To me of all people, who very rarely finds anything all that
My dad got an iPad mini for Christmas, and I immediately began appropriating it when he wasn't using it to download and play Infinity Blade.
And then to download and play Infinity Blade II. And then I took a break from that to go over to my computer and download and read Infinity Blade: Awakening. My thoughts in general on this series I've just binged on, with spoilers separated out in the last section. There will be lots of thoughts, because it's late at night and damn it I have opinions:
Starting with a summary of the premise for those who haven't played: Infinity Blade is set in a fantasy realm where humankind is ruled over by an immorta