My ChickenMah chickenMah chickenMah chick, Mah chickenMah chicken, Mah chicken, Mah chickMah chicken, Mah chicken, Mah chickenMah chicken, Mah chicken, Mah chickMah chick, Mah chick.TastyTenderSoftWhy do you look right through meThinking 'Food'?I can't deny my hungerGrowing strongI try to keep be-EAT-ingDreaming onAnd every time I see youI crave moreI wanna bring youclosercloserintomy mouthbut you leave me feeling fullerMah chickenMah chickenYou can beAll I eatWon't your pleaseCome to me?Mah chickenMah chickenApologies, might-have-been'sMah chickenMah chickenCan't erase what I feelMah chicken, kenMah chickenMah chicken, Mah chicken, Mah chickenMah chick, mah chick.ChokingBack my foodI try to keep on hopingFor a way,A reason for us both toCome in closeI long for me to eat youWith your seven spicesAnd though my dream isSlowly fadingI wanna be theobjectobjectobjectobjectOf your eating, and I'm hungryMah chickenMah chickenYou can beAll I eat
Pledge of the JapanophileMy anime 'tis of thee,Sweet shot of panties,Of thee I watch;Land where my fave charas died,Land of the pervert's pride;From every mountain side,Let ninjas strike!My greatest manga, thee,Land of the maid so free,Thy gun I love;I love thy dish and frills,Thy hair and tempered skills;My heart is filled with thrills,Like that I stalk!
Christmas in JulyI walked down the steps of my office, exhausted, but happy I did my job. My key in the ignition, my hands on the steering wheel, my foot on the gas pedal, A/C already turned to full blast, I raced home.Once inside the house, I yelled my usual, Im home! as I kicked off my shoes and loosened my tie. I froze. Somethings not right
. thought as I make my way down the hall into the dining area. I was right. I find my two sons, Jacob and Matthew, and daughter Elizabeth helping my idiot husband, well
Decorate a Christmas tree. In July. Welcome home, sweety! my husband exclaimed as he gave me, still stunned, a kiss on the cheek and quickly resumed his business.What the hell
?Er, Paul, what are you guys
well, doing? I ask, now curious.To that, he grins, that same grin I fell in love with. Well, Amy, we were planning on having a Christmas in July!How will you do that?