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Chuck Norris Facts Mass EffectMass Effect Chuck Norris-isms.Because I have nothing better to do with my time.Chuck Norris is considered an Ardat-Yakshi by the Asari, because no one who has ever mated with Chuck has lived.The only exception to that is when he had a baby with an Asari. Instead of it being another Asari, she gave birth to another Chuck Norris, who roundhouse kicked his way out of her womb. That's right, Chuck is his own father.The real Genophage is not altered hormonal levels. It's a virus that makes it so that whenever the Krogans try to mate, they think of Chuck Norris, and the fear that is summoned by this image kills the mood.The reason why the Reapers wait fifty thousand years between cullings is to see if Chuck Norris is dead of old age. Unfortunately, Chuck can never die.The reason why the Reapers leave the galaxy is not by their choice. Chuck roundhouse kicks each and every Reaper into Dark Space.Mass Relays are the Reaper's attempt to simulate what would happen to a ship if it was kick