Soul Eater Spinoff: Chapter 1

Title: Soul Eater: Part Two
Written By: Livibug98 and Otaku-Riisu (Although this one is just by me because someone won't edit. XD)
Anime/Manga: Soul Eater
Rating: M
Genre: Romance/Angst/Comedy
Summary:  With a new team of weapons and meisters at the DWMA, and a witch attempting to make the ultimate weapon, there can only be insanity.
Timeline: 21st century~
Warnings:  Dirty language is dirty. Violence. Sexiness.
A/N:  Sorry for typos, and OOC-ness.  I suck XD
Status: Continuing


"And then it just combusted, right out of the blue!" A slightly high-pitched, male's voice yelled across the lunch table.  Everyone at the table burst out laughing.

"Flynn, that's generally what happens when you throw a lit match into a can of gasoline." His partner Skylar Stein replied, still laughing hysterically.  He shrugged and grabbed and took a bite of his girlfriend Embry Evans's half-eaten pizza.

"Well no one ever said I had common sense!" He yelled back like he was making sure the entire cafeteria could hear him as Embry took the pizza back out of his hand.

"Don't take my pizza, Star." She replied jokingly, taking a bite. He grinned at her, wrapped his arm around her, and quickly pecked her cheek. She obviously blushed insanely.

"Gosh, stop that!  We're going to get detention for PDA!" A small grin began soaking onto her face.

"Honey, people fuck in under the bleachers outside and the teachers don't care, you're not going to get detention." Eeve said with a small grin on her face.

"I bet it was that Felix kid," Luci Free replied, laughing a bit.  Suddenly, a tall figure appeared over the ginger's shoulder.

"What about me?" None other than Felix Albarn said, a jokingly pissed off look on his face.  He walked over to Eeve, grinned at her, and sat in the empty chair between her and Kyla.  He snatched an apple from her lunchbox and began to nibble on it.  

"Eeve, what's he doing here?" Skylar asked, eyeing the purple-haired boy with suspicion.

"Oh, um," She replied looking a bit nervous, "I must have forgotten to tell you. Felix is my new partner."

"What happened to that other girl?" Alice asked in her sweet, innocent way.

"Oh, we didn't get along very well.  And then, you see, Felix sort of saved my life and things and stuff yeah."

"Out of all people, it had to be my uncle." Embry said, clearly unamused.

"Uncle Bad-Touch!" Marcella said rather loudly, lightly laughing at her own thoughts.

Eeve facepalmed at her comment and then began to process what her friend had said.

"Wait, Felix is your uncle?!" She shouted right before Embry's hand shot over Eeve's mouth.

"Shut up!  The whole goddamn world doesn't need to know!" She whispered angrily.

"What?  I'm not THAT bad." Felix commented, grinning slightly.

"Dude, you've screwed half of the girls in the fucking school!  Oh yes, and if you even thing about doing that to Eeve. . . Well, you won't be alive for much longer!" Skylar screamed at him.

"Hey, calm it.  He won't."

"Don't be so sure, hon." Luci said, glancing a concerned look at Eeve.

"He's like a man-whore," Flynn chuckled.

"More like a man-slut," Kellan Ford retorted to his brony.

"Well, I best suggest I should be going before more insanity insues," Felix stood up and lightly smiled at Eeve, "And we have training tonight, don't forget."

"Whatever," The female shinigami replied, giving him a semi-cold look in return. He walked off to the back of the school with the popular crowd as Embry flipped him off from behind.

"I feel sorry for my mum, having that idiot as her brother. . ."