big, mean, and scary- I'm probably what lurks beneath your bed and goes bump in the night.
sometimes I bite and sometimes I abduct large collections of lint and reanimate them into the creatures of your nightmares.
I am not responsible for any side-effects involving a severe rectal itching or a peeling of the nasal lining. may cause drowsiness in the elderly and normative. prolonged exposure will cause nausea, do not operate heavy machinery.
may contain traces of peanuts.
formerly:glennoarGearOtterfighter-jetI am not open for commissions at this time.but when he kissed me it felt like a headbutt.
my man, my partner, my pet. for life.