Guess who I spent two weeks with!? That's right..wait what? No not Calendar Man! Why would you suggest something so ridiculous?! Who actually spends time with him? It was the Riddler, pay attention to the context clues people!
Yup, that's right! The Riddler got out for good behavior...for two weeks before he was too tempted to tease the big ol' Bat. We had TONS of fun while he was home. Mainly teasing the hell out of Batgirl, it was her birthday so we spent quite a bit of time messing around and poking fun! Guess it helps that i run faster than him when Batgirl gets angry and wants to haul us back to Arkham!
In other good news, I'll be taking a very over due break from this life of crime. Batgirl and I are going to have a girls trip! All the way in California! The sun, water, and most of all the sharks! We're super pumped about the sharks! We'll probably see the Broker while we're out there. I do need to look into a safe house away from Gotham for Puddin's next big event! Oh they're in for a BANG this time!
However I don't know how well Puddin will do with me so far away for the weekend. Hopefully it's not all that bad, I don't want him to be too upset and slip up and get caught and beaten by that awful brute of a Bat. He'll lock him away while I'm not there and then he'll have to sit in that cell with no one to break him out! Oh my, this is sounding like a worse and worse plan as I go!
I'll have to smother him with extra love and attention before I leave. Mistah J will love that!
I'll also get to finally play that damn Arkham City game when I get back, see that hideousness outfit they put me in. And listen to the horrendous voice they gave me. Can't even get one simple thing right can ya Bats!?
Well that's it for now.
Lot's of Laughs,