The Amazing Wonder Tweek: Issue 1

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Our scene is the bedroom of Tweek Tweak, the 4^th grade resident of South Park who many assumed to be a homosexual coffee addict… but, oh, if they only KNEW!

 

“It all started when I was struck by lightning in a hailstorm, and I soon found myself possessing the powers of the elements, so I designed a costume to go into show business and cash in! But while I was showing off, an armed burglar raided my coffee shop and… oh god I can’t take it! I can’t remember the beginning of that damn Spider Man comic! That is way too much pressure!”

 

He was desperate for a new identity after he and Craig Tucker were falsely labeled as homosexuals. The new costume lets him start over and be someone different. He found a living performing “magic shows” making a decent profit.

 

But far away in the metropolis of Denver, a journalist who appears to know his secret introduced a NEW threat!

 

It was a heavy rainstorm, the most rain to ever touch down on South Park in decades. What would soon bring the most devastating lightning storm of the year would also change Wonder Tweek’s life forever. Alone in the privacy in his bedroom he sensed danger. His home was being attacked by two burglars and an alien! So he called on his elemental powers and engaged!

 

But as he laid the finishing blow, he returned to his bedroom where he was greeted with the most unpleasant of surprises. It was a setup. For when he unlocked his phone, he saw, in the news feed, what appeared to be a homophobe in his clothes beating up homosexual burglers.

 

And so, Wonder Tweek became the target of social justice warriors everywhere, while Tweek Tweak must continue living in his nightmare of being labeled gay. What will he do about it? Only time will tell.

 

Meanwhile at the Coon and Friends hideout…

 

“Now let’s go through the plan one more time. First we start with the Coon movie, then we do the Toolshed Movie, then Super Craig and Coon will join forces in the Human Kite movie, just as we start ramping up Kenny’s Netflix series.”

 

“How come I have to have the Netflix series? I want a movie too.”

 

“You have a movie Mysterion! You’re in the second Art Thief movie with Super Craig.”

 

“Yeah but he’s saying he doesn’t get his own movie”

 

“Do I get my own movie?”

 

“Not everyone gets their own movie!”

 

“This franchise plan sucks! If we want to make billions of dollars then we should start with the Tuppaware movie”

 

“Right, start with the black super hero”

“Marvel’s making a black superhero movie.”

 

“Yeah now! They waited years to do that! We follow their plan we do all the real people first and then we sneak the black guy in phase 3!”

“How about we just do movies starring all of us? Like all the time?”

 

“But then we’re just rehashing the same old material!”

“There’s nothing wrong with doing the same movie to start a franchise!”

 

“Ok J.J. Abrams.”

“Oh Ok so you’re on Cartman’s side???”

 

“He just likes this idea because he gets 2 movies in phase 1!”

 

“Guys! We have to go with this plan we don’t even have 1 movie yet!”

 

“You go with the plan maybe we should just do our own franchise!”

 

“Oh you want Civil war? Is that what you want?”

 

“Yeah dude Civil War fuck you.”

 

“Ok fuck you too get out of my house!”

 

“We’ll make more money on our franchise!”

 

“Go ahead I bet you won’t make it halfway through Phase 1 on your plan DC Comics!”

 

And the whole world will have to wonder, until our next great issue! Don’t miss it!