*secret trucks ptsa meeting*
truck 1: okay do you know why i gathered you all here today
truck 2: no
truck 3: uh we’re getting free food?
truck 1: i brought you all here so we can discuss the serious threat which has been threatening our kind. i have prepared a slideshow for your viewing if you’ll indulge me *whips out a projector*
truck 4: aw hell no
truck 1: *whips up a slide with oscar on it, his face censored* here we see subject a. he is called oscar, previously known as osborne the o2, was constructed in 1891 and moved here from the isle of wight in 1957. he’s obsessed with munitions and loves blowing stuff up, including trucks - several of whom have become casualities over the years. he must be stopped! any suggestions?
truck 6: how about we derail him
truck 7: no bc that’s a crap idea
truck 5: can we go home yet