Who knew magic was even real? Honestly. Some cute blonde with nice tits gave me this little slip of paper at the bar the other night. I vaguely remember it besides a few drunken selfies.
Not to go off on a tangent, but it wasn’t a number, it was… a spell? God, that sounds ridiculous but so is suddenly growing a pair of jugs on your chest. That was a few hours ago? Shit I don’t even know to be honest.
Wanna know what’s worse? My cock’s gone. Yep. Friggin’ thing is gone and I have a woman’s pussy. I know, I sound really calm but trust me when I say I’ve been freaking the fuck out all morning.
The tip of this whole shitty situation is, well besides now being a woman, no offense ladies, but I look like I’m pregnant! Yeah. You heard me. P R E G N A N T.
I just need to wake up… I’m in some lucid/drunk fueled dream and… I need to run to Target and get diapers. Haha what? What the fuck?
Fuck. What’s happening