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Alex groaned. The constant shouting had her ears ring. Her head throbbed and no amount of painkillers fixed it. The blonde woman had her cheek pressed against her desk. She anxiously watched the clock in front of her. Five minutes left then the torture will commence again.
She hated the call center with a passion. Why she thought working here was a decent job was beyond her. No amount of coffee helped swallow the cringe-inducing voices of her coworkers. She was willing to find whoever thought this was a good idea and tie them up in her chair to endure the hellhole for a day. Her discarded headset taunted her.
The day had been off to an awful start. A bird pooped on her shoe. Someone dropped off monkeys in accounting. The HR department contracted poison ivy. The main system went offline countless tim