*Mad Wizard running down the road from his hilltop mansion*
Mad Wizard: "I've done it. I'VE DONE IT!"
Me: "What's going on?"
Mad Wizard: "I have successfully sowed the seeds for peace among men. We should be seeing the results any minute now!"
Me: "Really? That's amazing! What did you do?"
Mad Wizard: "I have summoned a horde of ancient dragon into the world, Hah!"
Me: "You what?!"
*Dragons explode out of the roof of the mansion, upward and outward, across the sky in all directions*
Mad Wizard: "Yes, yes it's brilliant! Fighting the dragons will be a complete distraction from all our petty differences. Nations will set aside their squabbles and join forces to defend our world from the dragon menace!"
Me: "That's crazy! You're relying on a bunch of cranky old guys agreeing with one another, and swallowing their pride to join forces?! How could you be so irresponsible?"
Mad Wizard: "Just give it time!"
7 years later...
*Mad Wizard stand on the floor in front o