"You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete."
- R. Buckminster Fuller
"Testing. Confirm natural language processor is online."
"Confirmed!" Dr. Eggman said, grinning as he held his newest and greatest creation by its shoulders.
"Natural language processing confirmed. Please state identifier for this unit."
"Metal Sonic!" Dr. Eggman stepped back and cupped his palms together.
"Confirmed. This unit identified as 'Metal Sonic.' Please state operating parameters."
"Ah-ha, excellent! First, you will neutralize Sonic the Hedgehog!" Eggman said. Behind him, a grainy image of a blue hedgehog flashed on a projector screen.
He scratched his chin as he added, "Oh, and make sure you're the one to do it. I don't want you to get any silly ideas, like just waiting for him to die of old age. It must be the result of your actions."
"Confirmed. I, Metal Sonic, will neutralize Sonic the Hedgehog