Joke

"What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!" 
 Adanm Ferrara
 
"Big deal Jesus, so your dad sent you here to suffer & die, that's what all the rest of us are doing too" 

 
Jesus only had 12 followers nigga musta had trash tweets 
 

God: kill your son
Abraham: uh...ok
God: holy shit I'm jk
Abraham: umm...
God: I'll probably kill mine tho lol
Abraham: wtf?
 

Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
 

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