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Happy Biting Pear of Salamanca by LilFluff Happy Biting Pear of Salamanca :iconlilfluff:LilFluff 0 0
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Demifiction/Scene: Letter and Parent Teacher Night
Coach Leonel Dakin
Physical Education Department
Oyster Bay Junior Academy
Rivelo Dagento Freeport
Mrs. Emmaline Toler
Letterbox 217, Fairfield Couriers
Rivelo Dagento Freeport
Mrs. Toler,
I am pleased to report that since my prior letter Miss Mika's participation in class has been much improved. She had been reporting to class on time and listened to instruction. Miss Mika's performance in the recent gymnastics unit was impressive and I would be pleased to see her in next term's gymnastics class. You may wish to discuss the possibility of an Academy gymnastics scholarship as I believe she could earn one if she continues to put in the same effort shown recently in General Physical Education.
I am less confident about her desire to enroll in introductory swordsmanship. Miss Mika did not treat the swordsmanship unit earlier this year with the seriousness she has shown gymnastics and appeared more interested in talking with her friends or recklessly swinging her wood sword around in the s
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"The power of discrimination? I didn't think people admitted that so casually anymore. Are the wraparound sunglasses the new pointy-hoods?" Rick grinned and laughed at his own joke.
"Not that kind of discrimination dork."
"Then why do you call it that?"
Nolan gazed up at the ceiling counting to ten in his head. "Freshmen, they think they know everything already. For your knowledge powers terminology was developed almost a century ago."
"Whatev', what's it mean."
"It means. No, let me show you so you will actually understand. Hand me the note." Nolan pulled a white silk glove off his right hand and held it out for the note that had told Rick where to find him. Let it rest there for a moment before rubbing it lightly between finger and thumb. "Cellulose, silica, not enough fiber to really be rag paper but enough for a marketer to brag about it on the packaging." Lifting the note to his nose he pulled out a pair of nasal plugs and sniffed at it once. "Trace amounts of polyvinyl alcohol, w
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Rough Draft: Trying to Surrender :iconlilfluff:LilFluff 0 0
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The Second Option
David had no idea what the college was thinking. Surely they couldn't believe such research would be tolerated even if the fools in the government dropped the ban. Even one member short, his team would soon put a stop to it. Poor Wilkes would be disappointed to miss the excitement. Who'd ever heard of someone being recalled to active duty just to have their vaccinations brought up to date.
"Damn fool." There was nothing David could do but watch as Mikhail was taken from the airport in handcuffs. What kind of idiot allowed a library fine to fester to the point it became a felony? That would need to be brought up at the next meeting. Anyone who could manage that wasn't someone they needed to have on a strike team.
David knew the old adage well. Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. But three times, oh yes the third time it's enemy action. If they were lucky Juan and Amanda would make it out of the terminal without their weapons being detected, but not in time to catch up. The rest
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Haiku for the second week of December
Arizona Winter Walks
A cold wind blowing
my jacket keeps my chest warm.
Must unzip, too warm.
Cold wind still blowing.
Ears, cheeks, and fingers aching.
No earmuffs or gloves.
My Car
Best feature ever!
It is totally paid off.
Horrah, no payments.
I think it smells cash,
warning lamps are lighting up.
A bill, no cash left.
Drive Space
One gigabyte free!
Undreamable in my youth,
today gets warning.
Do not take daily.
Death has occurred when taken so.
Take it all at once.
Soft mumbling again comes.
Acknowledge it and stress comes.
Ignore and stress comes.
Meant to write today.
Meant to write yesterday too.
Where are those hours?
Archive Binge
I click on Next Page,
Yet nothing new displays.
Caught up. How fleeting.
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Flashfic: Precedent, part two
Century old cartoons it turned out don't form precedent in the courtroom. But money, the lawyers money could buy, and politics still came with influence. Six months and five broken television viewership ratings later the former orphan was ruled to now be Chauncey Davis Zwatl.
"But I never liked being Chauncey," the boy in question told the judge, "Can I be Davis Zwatl?"
Judge Henderson considered the odds he'd make it out of the courthouse without being hounded by reporters yet again. He considered the odds they wouldn't bother coming to a name change hearing. The boy's new mother gave a thumbs up and started nodding when he turned to ask her approval.
"Very well, so ordered. My clerk will update the paperwork before I sign it. Agni Zwatl, congratulations, you are now a mother in the eyes of the law. Young Davis, I wish you the best with your new family. Both of you, please try to avoid finding yourself in my courtroom again."
The new mother and son had almost made to the exit when Jud
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Flashfic: Precident
"If I may cite Peabody vs New York, 1959, this matter has already been decided."
The younger of the two police officers at the door blinked at the alien. "The what of when?"
"It was on your television just the other day. Like Mister Peabody and his Sherman I saw this poor orphan boy and decided I could give him a good home. If you'll allow a dog to adopt a boy then why not me?"
The officer continued to look confused until his older partner whispered something in his ear.
"Miss Zwatl, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but that was a cartoon. There are rules. You can't just take kids off the street."
The boy in question leaned around Zwatl's side, "I don't want to go back to the foster home. They always yelled at me. And she cooks good!"
Zwatl and the boy both jumped as a voice broke in behind them, "Again?"
"Mom! It's different this time! This one doesn't have a family, I checked."
The older officer took over, "Ambassador, perhaps we could discuss this inside?"
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Mecha Hero?
Stupid aliens. Stupid alien invasions. TV lied. Becoming a mecha pilot was supposed to be awesome. How'd he end up doing this?
"Unit Green Two, ready for launch?"
"Green Two, ready."
It was as if a giant kicked the back of his seat when the electromagnetic catapult grabbed his two ton walking robot and flung it into the night sky. A bare thirty seconds of free fall before the magnetic chute deployed, it's invisible wings of force slowing him to land with muffled thuds on the city pavement.
"Green Two, I've landed at the designated zone. No activity in the area."
"Roger Green Two, proceed with mission."
"Proceeding." Stepping the robot out from the red painted grid of the landing pad he looked up and down the street before calling out to the robot's AI. "Deploy sprayers."
Nozzles appeared at the ends of the robot's arms, spraying a lightly foaming liquid from where he stood to the next light. "Retract sprayers. Deploy vacuum."
He reached up as a box opened on the back of his robot. Grab
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Geometric exploration mandala by LilFluff Geometric exploration mandala :iconlilfluff:LilFluff 2 0 First Mandala by LilFluff First Mandala :iconlilfluff:LilFluff 1 0 Vector Swiss-German Inspired Card Suit Symbols by LilFluff Vector Swiss-German Inspired Card Suit Symbols :iconlilfluff:LilFluff 1 0 Vector French Card Suit Symbols by LilFluff Vector French Card Suit Symbols :iconlilfluff:LilFluff 1 0 OotS Style Fox Guy by LilFluff OotS Style Fox Guy :iconlilfluff:LilFluff 0 0


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Dear Idiot
This work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.
Dear Idiot
Written by The Descendant
His Majesty Prince Blueblood
Prince of Unicorns
Her Majesty Princess Celestia
Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians
Dear Idiot,
It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I had the sudden irresistible urge pop you off a letter stating how terribly you buggered up the gala this year.
In case you were wondering the pleasant little unicorn you trod all over this evening was a personal friend of my Designate. That unicorn, Rarity (which is her name, by the way, in case you forgot it whilst staring at every haunch
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gardener by morho gardener :iconmorho:morho 347 38 Neolikos by AngiewolfArt Neolikos :iconangiewolfart:AngiewolfArt 294 10 Adorable Bozu ready for pick up by Patsuko Adorable Bozu ready for pick up :iconpatsuko:Patsuko 59 7 .:Fritz:. by Natsumi-chan0wolf .:Fritz:. :iconnatsumi-chan0wolf:Natsumi-chan0wolf 44 9 Bubbles by Neloku Bubbles :iconneloku:Neloku 20 7 Fox Nap - SpeedPaint by GoldenDruid Fox Nap - SpeedPaint :icongoldendruid:GoldenDruid 378 40 Wolf Pups - SpeedPaint by GoldenDruid Wolf Pups - SpeedPaint :icongoldendruid:GoldenDruid 257 17 Red fox totem, polymer clay by lifedancecreations Red fox totem, polymer clay :iconlifedancecreations:lifedancecreations 47 6 Ace Combat World Map Poster by MS-06F Ace Combat World Map Poster :iconms-06f:MS-06F 249 46


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Operating System: Ubuntu&XP
MP3 player of choice: Old gen Nano
My goals for this week were:
* Break 100,000 words tracked for the year
* Post some fiction

Wordcount as of 4 June 2017 by LilFluff

The thick orange line is my running wordcount, which as can be seen recently crossed 100,000 words. Additionally I just posted, Consequences which is a followup to Just Purrfect.



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Phototubby Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
celestialsunberry Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Good afternoon! :w00t: *Smiles at you* I hope you're having a pleasant day. I just wanted to drop by to thank you for faving my work. It really means a lot, and I'm grateful for it. :santa:I hope you have a wonderful Christmas, and an excellent New Year. :party: Cheers!:clap:
theSuricateProject Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much for the 3 favs! :D
Lunaris21 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016
Thanks for the watch!
WilliamTr Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the favorites !
SHARK-008 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
Yafira Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016  Professional Artist
Thanks very much for the collection! :heart: rvmp 
More photos of this session here:…
celestialsunberry Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
:happybounce: Hooray! Clap Thank you so very much for faving my work!  :D (Big Grin) It's so nice to see that you enjoyed it! I hope you have a super fantastic day, and that it's filled with happiness! Cheers!Dance! 
tipexleloup Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
Tonnichiwa Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for adding my art to your folder :D
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