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The Boss
  • Listening to: Like a Boss ~ Lonely Island
  • Reading: LIKE A BOSS
  • Watching: LIKE A BOSS
  • Playing: LIKE A BOSS
  • Eating: LIKE A BOSS
  • Drinking: LIKE A BOSS

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is;
Talk to corporate! (like a boss)
Approve memos! (like a boss)
Lead a workshop! (like a boss)
Remember birthdays! (like a boss)
Direct workflow! (like a boss)
My own bathroom! (like a boss)
Micro manage! (like a boss)
Promote synergy! (like a boss)
Hit on Debra! (like a boss)
Get rejected! (like a boss)
Swallow sadness! (like a boss)
Send some faxes! (like a boss)
Call a sex line! (like a boss)
Cry deeply! (like a boss)
Demand a refund! (like a boss)
Eat a bagel! (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit! (like a boss)
No promotion! (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka! (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Buy a gun! (like a boss)
In my mouth! (like a boss)
Fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out!!! (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Jump out the window! (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick! (like a boss)
Score some coke! (like a boss)
Crash my car! (like a boss)
Suck my own dick! (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips! (like a boss)
Chop my balls off! (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer! (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish! (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out! (like a boss)
Turn into a jet! (like a boss)
Bomb the Russian's! (like a boss)
Crash into the sun! (like a boss)
Now I'm dead! (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah.
And I think that at uh, one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
I'm pretty sure you did
Naw that ain't me,
Ok well, thank you this has really been an eye-opener for me
I'm da boss
Yeah I get that you said it like 400 times already
I'm da boss
Ok I know shut up already
I'm da boss



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TooDamnFilthy Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Take some jelly take some fish nook it in a sandwich delish
Just make sure you don't eat a real jelly fish
Or you'll die!

This world is full of compound words big slow or bro words you won't be heard if you talk quick you might sound slick but I also might think you just asked me to make you a real jellyfish sandwich
And you'll die!
Hear the difference?
Jellyfish; jelly-fish
It's subtle but it could save your life.
Big 'ole nasty fish
cuteii Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
o mai
ItsGLaDOS Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
There's a spy creeping around here!
Why don't you get along, you coward!
I'm the boss!
*sigh* Alrighty then! Hit it!
All in a day's work!
Defend a point! (Like a boss)
Fire Medic! (Like a boss)
Place a sentry! (Like a boss)
Stand on dispenser! (Like a boss)
Surprise Pyro! (Like a boss)
Move the gear up! (Like a boss)
Look at x-rays! (Like a boss)
Throw a pie! (Like a boss)
Hit Sniper! (Like a boss)
Get Jarate! (Like a boss)
Run away! (Like a boss)
Draw Demoman! (Like a boss)
Capture point! (Like a boss)
Throw a wrench! (Like a boss)
Dominate Heavy! (Like a boss)
Eat a sandwich! (Like a boss)
Require assistance! (Like a boss)
Go jogging! (Like a boss)
Murder some toys! (Like a boss)
Activate the charge! (Like a boss)
Heal a Spy! (Like a boss)
Replace Sniper! (Like a boss)
No worries mate! Ahahahaha!
Fight Medic! (Like a boss)
Hide quickly! (Like a boss)
Pop-in unannounced! (Like a boss)
Follow Engineer! (Like a boss)
Kill Soldier! (Like a boss)
Cry rainbows! (Like a boss)
Live in a van! (Like a boss)
Go on a diet! (Like a boss)
Bury Soldier! (Like a boss)
Use a teleporter! (Like a boss)
Visit Scout's mother! (Like a boss)
Embarrass Scout! (Like a boss)
Borrow your earpiece! (Like a boss)
Suck Scout's dick! (Like a boss)
Burst into flames! (Like a boss)
Now I'm dead! (Like a boss)
Woooweeee! Now I've seen everything!
You burn up and die?
Of course!
You have a bad day and you suck Scout's dick?
Yeah right, ya dummy.
I'm afraid not.
I'm done playing games with you boy!
I'm the boss!
I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid...
I'm the boss!
Start praying boy!
I'm the boss!
Argh, goodnight Irene!
Matticusmadness Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
:iconspyplz::iconsaysplz: Top Shelf! :iconsayscapplz:
FlyingNeko105 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
What I got::iconlikeabossplz:
ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
SoraandKairiforever1 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
HElCHOU Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:Mr. Williams, thanks for coming to your preformance review.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:No problem, eh?
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:So you're in charge around here is that fair to say?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Absolutely, I'm the, when people remember me that is.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:OK, so why don't you take us through a day in the life of "the boss"?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Well, the first thing I do is;
:iconcanadasulkplz::iconsaysplz:Talk to no one.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icondatmapleplz::iconsaysplz:Approve maple syrup.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Left out at meetings.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadaraveplz::iconsaysplz:Forgotten at party's.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Play some hockey.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:My own Tim Hortons.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconlonelycanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Get ignored.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Promote pancakes.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Try to talk.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Not be heard.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Swallow sadness.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Mistaken for America.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Call a sex line.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadagasmplz::iconsaysplz:Hang up quickly.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Ask politely for a refund.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Eat a donut.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Beaten up by Cuba.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Apologize for not being America.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS. Wait, why would you apologize for being me? I'm the hero!
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Drink some beer.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Shit on America's desk.
:iconwtfamericaplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS. Wait, WHAT?! 
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Feel bad.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Clean it up.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Oh maple, I can't believe I freaking did this! Crap!
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Finally crack!
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Puke on America's desk.
:iconangryamericaplz::iconsaysplz:NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STAHP! 
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Jump off the CN Tower.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconmaplegasmplz::iconsaysplz:Suck a dude's dick.
:iconalfredgasmplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Score some coke.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Crash my snowmobile.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadagasmplz::iconsaysplz:Suck my own dick.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Eat some poutine.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Chop my balls off!
:iconamericawutplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS?
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Black out in the snow.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Meet a polar bear.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Fuck his brains out.
:iconwtfamericaplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A... BOSS? 
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Turn into a jet.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadaraepfaceplz::iconsaysplz:BOMB AMERICA!!!
:iconcryingamericaplz::iconsaysplz:NO! WHAT THE FUCK?
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Crash into the North Pole.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Now I'm dead.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:So that's an average day for you then?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:No doubt, eh?
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:You chop your balls off and DIE.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Hell yeah.
:iconamericachainsawplz::iconsaysplz:And I think you said something about shitting on my desk???!!!
:iconmattdoesntbelieveplz::iconsaysplz:Uh N-nope!
:iconamericachainsawplz::iconsaysplz:Actually, I'm pretty sure you did!
:iconmattdoesntbelieveplz::iconsaysplz:N-no! Th-that ain't me!
:iconosnapcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:OK, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't kill me!!!
:iconamericawutplz::iconsaysplz:Who are you?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:I'm Canada.
:iconannoyedcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Your brother fucknugget! 
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:I want a burger.
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:iconfreeinternetplz: This is beautiful.
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