A conversation between a Photoshop addicted guy and a girl, by Mikeleus.
Guy: Hi there!
Guy: Uhmm… what are your actions?
Girl: Nothing, just walking in my workspace.
Guy: I see… Maybe you would like to merge with me?
Girl: Maybe yes, it depends…
Guy: My pen tool is really big.
Girl: Uhm… that sounds so burning!
Guy: Yeah… can you show me your foreground?
Girl: Here it is: (gives the link)
Guy: Wow… I like the curves of your shape. You look like a feather, my levels are going crazy.
Guy: Now my pen tool turned into a hard brush. Can you increase the contrast?
Girl: Yes. I wou