Sonic: So what're we supposed to do, kill thebestgamers?
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a Squirtle's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking sales and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares!
So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
Mickey Mouse: And where do we feature?
Mario: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last, I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Sonic: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
Mario: For the death of The Best Gamers!
Sonic: Why? Are they sick?
Mario: No, my blue friend, we're gonna kill them. And ROCKCOCK64 too.
Mickey: Great idea! Who needs those guys?
Mickey and Sonic: No guys! No guys! La-la-la-la-la-la!
Mario: Mama Mia you stupes! There will be a guy!
Sonic: But you said, uh...
Mario: The Nerd will be best! Stick with me, and you'll never get bad reviews again!
Mickey and Sonic: Yay! All right! Long live the Nerd!
Video Game Characters: Long live the Nerd! Long live the Nerd!
Video Game Characters: Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a reviewer who'll be all time adored
Mario: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get any high scores without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh la, la la!)
Meticulous planning (We'll be great!)
Tenacity spanning (Lots of praise!)
Decades of peace (We repeat!)
Is simply why I'll (Endless beats!)
The Nerd, undisputed
And seen for the wonder he am
Yes, my power-ups and ambitions are bared
Mickey/Sonic/Kirby: Yes, our power ups and ambitions are bared
"Join the Destroy BestGamers army and erase those losers from existance!"