The worms inside the dirt.
And me. Any questions?
Goku: I have one. Where did you get this pecking order from?
Toadsworth: Just follow your nose to the link below!
Original pecking order: [link]
Toadsworth: Any more questions?
Waluigi: Yes! Will Waluigi be (gets tossed out) INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Toadsworth: Enjoy being an assist trophy again, weirdo!
P.S. I'm not hating on Crash and Spyro. It's just how far they've fallen and the greedy jerkholes that are Activision that places them in their spots. Have a nice day and hype train tickets are to your right.
All we need now are Shulk, Rayman, Jigglypuff & Ness and soon it shall all be complete! And also Falco and Ridley.
EDIT: Sadly, Chrom is now a part of Robin's Final Smash. But hey, at least he's still in the game!
Sam: Well here we are at the house of Super Kami Guru! Maybe we can finally get some answers about this crazy place.
Max: I doubt it Sam. Because look, a bipedal slug!
(........only to be greeted by Nail)
Nail: Can I help you?
Shadow: Well you can go kill yourself so we can save us the trouble of fighting you.
Nail: Is this really happening? Because my skills really need some testing.
Rouge: Maybe we can make a deal, we fight you and you let us in.
Steve: Don't get too cocky everyone. Guys like him are pretty powerful.
Max: Oh, you don't want a slice of what we are!
Vegeta: I'd have to agree with Bugs here, you definitely don't wanna a piece of us!
Nail: Then come on, try and take me down! Or should I make your stupid faces my first blood?
Omega: Gargantuan talk coming from snail-like lifeform.
Nail: Well pretty big talk coming from a weaponized trashcan!
Vegeta: Y'know, you're the best I've faced out of your people, unless I count the last village I slaughtered.
Nail: Oh you are all dead!
SKG: NAIL! Stop making babies with your uncle! It's starting to sound like (starts spitting)
Nail: Thank you Lord Guru!
Sam: We're not here for guys like you, we've come for his Royal Guru-ness.
??? ??: Oh no you don't!
(the group and Nail are greeted by Ben Tennyson, who Sam and Max previously met during the Final Litto Saga. He is joined by Rook.)
Sam: Ben?! It's been a long while since we saw each other, hasn't it?
Ben: Sorry 'bout that Sam. Almost mistook you for a bad guy. By the way, this is my partner Rook.
Max: (mightily shaking Rook's hand) Pleased to meetcha Rook! We here at the Freelance Police sure like making new neighbors!
Vegeta: Oh forget about greetings. Besides our friend the bunny here, some of our friends are some of the strongest beings in the universe! Bar none.
SKG: HEY! Just thought I'd inform you, I sense more evil coming toward the plant.
Ben: What? More evil?
SKG: There are five evil doubles in total coming here.
Ben: FIVE OF THEM?!
SKG: They're all incredibly bloodthirsty.
SKG: And they're led by an evil sushi bar.
Ben: No.....IT CAN'T BE!
Max: What can't be?
Ben: (grabbing Max by the neck) One of the most powerful villains of the universe is coming here and we're all gonna die because of him!
Sam: Who is it?
(meanwhile outside Frieza's ship, Frieza, Eggman, Lord Hater, the Ginyu/Nega Forces await the arrival of a certain kalamari-faced villain.)
(A starship lands as silhouettes of six individuals show themselves.)
Albedo/Evil Jim/Rosy the Rascal/Slash/Venom: We're heeeeeere........
Vilgax: Shall we get started?
- Sonic X (also airing on Omega Vortexx)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 version)
- Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
- Yin Yang Yo
- Naruto Shippuden (also airing on Adult Swim's Toonami)
- Batman the Animated Series
- Dragon Ball Z Kai (also airing on Omega Vortexx)
Now I want to hear from you! Which cartoons or anime do you want to see here? Now I bid you farewell. Piranha Plant, CHOMP!
I did find it, it's real. www.nickandmore.com/201…
8:00am: Dragon Ball/Z/GT/Kai
8:30am: Code Lyoko
9:00-9:30am: Sonic X
10:00am: Mega Man
10:30am: Kirby Right Back at Ya
11:00am: Pokemon Advanced Battle
11:30am: House of Mouse
12:00n: Sam and Max Freelance Police
12:30pm: Batman Brave and the Bold
PEOPLE OF DEVIANTART, HEED THIS WARNING! E/I PROGRAMMING, VORTEXX'S DEMISE! TRAPPED FOREVER! BEWARE, BEWARE! TIME IS SHORT! LITTON!!! LITTON!!!! LITTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVE ME, BELIEVE ME!!!!! (crashes through door, running into the street) That's for all eternity folks! THAT'S ALL FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!
(Short version: Litton Entertainment plans to replace The CW's Vortexx with a block featuring E/I programming, meaning the the Saturday Morning Apocalypse is upon us on the day of September 27th. Please sign this petiton if you want your childhood to be preserved.)
The roster includes:
- Lindsay the Lion (Speed)
- Katana the Bat (Flight)
- Phantom the Wolf (Power)
Backstory: As some of the few remaining people in the Fulgore ninja clan who escaped during Eggman's invasion, these three are legendary for their skills and mystery. After years of looking for another existing Fulgore ninja, they discovered Team Lightning which was headed by another ninja by the name of Leander.
The scheduling is as followed.
Monday: The Legend of Dratini
Tuesday: Beauty and the Beach
Wednesday: The Ice Cave!
Thursday: An Undersea Place to Call Home!
Friday: Electric Soldier Porygon
This marathon will begin on September 8, 2015 celebrating 17 years since the first episode aired in the US.
WARNING: THIS IS FANMADE!
With the defeat of Tirek, Scorpan, now bearing the armor of Nightmare Moon and the Alicorn Amulet, he plots to take his brother's place, sap the magic out of the three princesses, murder the Mane 6 and enslave Equestria. But this time, he is not alone!
Scorpan: (cackling) Ol' big bro let that filly they call a princess finish him off, eh? Well don't worry Tirek, it's my turn now. (more cackling) And I'm NOT ALONE!!! (green eyes with red pupils appear, the figure is seen breathing purple-black smoke)
WARNING: THIS IS FANMADE. IF IT WERE A PART OF THE EPISODE, IT WOULD END UP ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR. IF YOU CAN'T GET THE REFERENCE, THEN WATCH THE SONIC SATAM SERIES FINALE. ALSO, TAKE A WILD GUESS ON WHO'S WORKING WITH SCORPAN.
- Watching: Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood
- Eating: Peanut butter crackers
Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale Moveset: Sam and Max
High Priest Max
Minion: Flint Paper
"You crack me up little buddy."
Two boneheaded police officers hailing from New York. Sam is a laid-back but enthusiastic dog with the suit who possesses a whole encyclopedia's worth of brains while his pal and co-worker Max is more a violent type of fellow....er, rabbit who uses the agressive way to solve problems. Together, these two have taken down the likes of Hugh Bliss, the Soda Poppers and General Skun'kape.
*opens similar to Culture Shock in Sam and Max's office. Sam is lounging on his chair, holding his revolver trying to shoot an apple Max is balancing on his head while standing on a bowling ball*
Sam: Quit moving around so much bobblehead!
Max: When do we get another case, Sam? Surely the local lawbreakers must miss our esoteric brand of personalized criminal justice.
Sam: Patience is a sharp razor to swallow, little buddy. OK, don't scream this time.
*the phone rings as the two viciously race for the call to action.*
Max: I got it! I got it!
*Eventually, Sam wins the phone*
Sam: Hello? Yes? Yes? No! Yes? Great Gatsby galloping on a Gallimimus through Guantanamo Bay! We're on our way!
Max: Who was it Sam?
Sam: That was the Commissioner, Max! He said that a new energy source has been discovered and someone is after it!
Max: Maybe on the way back we can get some tacos from this new Mexican restaurant down the street. Promise?
Sam: Promise. Fire up the DeSoto Max, we've got a crook to catch and some juice to look at!
Max: Are you sure we've been jypped Sam?
Sam: Of course not Max. Except for that, there's four of them!
*Sam points at the TMNT*
Leonardo: What did you just say?
Donatello: More mutants?
Sam: Excuse me young men......er, turtles. We're Sam and Max, Freelance Police and we advise you to move aside.....
Max: Or get your butts kicked into Sing Sing!
Raphael: Challenge accepted. Hit 'em high my brothers, booyakasha!
Other Turtles: BOOYAKASHA!
Sam: Let's get 'em Max!
Max: Get who now? Oh.
*opens with Sam and Max outside their building, eating tacos and burritos*
Sam: You were right Max. The stuff from E 'Jalapeño really is good!
Max: Told you so.
*a black car drives up to them as the Commissioner throws a brick with a piece of paper on it at Max's burrito. Sam picks up the brick*
Max: Aw man!
Sam: It's a coded message from the Commissioner. And it says, "Look Up."
*Sam and Max look up to see a double-propellor helicopter flying above them*
Sam: Holy Pac-Man on Tic-Tacs! That helicopter belongs to the UN's most wanted, Hindenburg McGee! It looks like he's plotting to recreate 9/11 by crashing into the Bronx!
Max: *eating the remains of his burrito* So what do we do now Sam?
Sam: Easy Max, put a stop to his plot!
*Sam and Max drive off in their DeSoto, in which both them and the vehicle glow from Polygon Man's power*
Max: Hey Sam, after we beat this guy, can we head WARP Studios and hijack their new show, Slink and Wink? It's pulverizing Midtown Cowboys in the ratings!
Sam: You crack me up little buddy!
X Button: Jump
X Button 2 times: Double Jump
Normal: Spin attack
Sideways: Revolver shoot
Down: Luger blast
Normal (air) Bomb Throw
Sideways (air) McGuffin Throw
Up (air) Banjo Slam
Down (air) Sting like a Bee
Sideways: DeSoto Ram
Up: Tear Gas Grenade Launcher
Down: Altered Hypno-Bear
Normal (air) Bazooka
Sideways (air) +2 Sword
Up (air) Random Junk Throw
Down (air) Max Jetpack
Normal: Longsword Slash
Sideways: Slide Attack
Up: Snowball Toss
Down: Body Slam
Normal (air) Boxing Glove
Sideways (air) Bonesaw
Up (air) Cthonic Destroyer
Down (air) Body Slam
Block: Max Shield
Sideways: Trash Can Roll
Up: Rat Cannon
Down: Spanner Boomerang
All Star Move
Level 1: Bullet Tornado
Level 2: Surfin' the Highway
Level 3: Toys of Power
Toys of Power Moves:
X button: Teleportation
Square Button: Shapeshifting (Transform into opponents)
Triangle Button: Mind reading
Circle Button: Eyes of Yog-Soggoth
Option 1: Shoots from Gun
Option 2: Juggling
Option 3: Points and laughs
Option 1: Fall from the sky, striking poses from end of opening credits of season 2
Option 2: Run on screen
Option 3: Crashes DeSoto into telephone pole
Option 1: Give each other a thumbs up
Option 2: Sam points at player while Max laughs
Option 3: Raises their fists in the air
Icon Box: Sam plays the banjo while Max dances, ala the opening credits to season 3
Option 1: Grand Piano falls on them
Option 2: Both get blown up
Option 3: Facepalm
Icon Box: Sam puts his hat to his chest while Max hangs his head
The Breezies have invaded Ponyville! Stop. Have taken refuge at home of Fluttershy. Stop. Wear protective hats for 30 minutes in case reruns air. Stop. We must save in-depth characters and adventurous plots from becoming brainless, idiotic and lack conflict. Stop.
Contact all Equestrian armed forces immediately! Stop. We shall not let them ravage Ponyville and any other landmark. Stop. Breezies' latest victims: Wally Walrus and Mrs. Harshwhinny. Stop.
Armed Bronies meeting dismissed. Stop.
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a Squirtle's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking sales and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares!
So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
Mickey Mouse: And where do we feature?
Mario: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last, I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Sonic: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
Mario: For the death of The Best Gamers!
Sonic: Why? Are they sick?
Mario: No, my blue friend, we're gonna kill them. And ROCKCOCK64 too.
Mickey: Great idea! Who needs those guys?
Mickey and Sonic: No guys! No guys! La-la-la-la-la-la!
Mario: Mama Mia you stupes! There will be a guy!
Sonic: But you said, uh...
Mario: The Nerd will be best! Stick with me, and you'll never get bad reviews again!
Mickey and Sonic: Yay! All right! Long live the Nerd!
Video Game Characters: Long live the Nerd! Long live the Nerd!
Video Game Characters: Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a reviewer who'll be all time adored
Mario: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get any high scores without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh la, la la!)
Meticulous planning (We'll be great!)
Tenacity spanning (Lots of praise!)
Decades of peace (We repeat!)
Is simply why I'll (Endless beats!)
The Nerd, undisputed
And seen for the wonder he am
Yes, my power-ups and ambitions are bared
Mickey/Sonic/Kirby: Yes, our power ups and ambitions are bared
"Join the Destroy BestGamers army and erase those losers from existance!"