[This joke deserves to be shared. Kudos to Mischievious Moogle of Fanfiction.net.]
A police officer spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that two guys were inside (Cloud and Sephiroth), and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver, Zack, told him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."
"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an h