A concise summary: I have a new account at pissingwhee
(Less concise starting now)
Why? Mostly because of the name. Partially because of the immense backlog of shit over here. Sometimes you just wanna turn your back on something and run into the arms of something really, really similar, but which is named Jose instead of John, and has a little facial hair, who doesn't fart in your car.
My original plan was to move the stuff I liked from here to there, and then deactivate this account, i.e. rive it with a metaphorical battle axe and take a piss on it. Not because I'm vindictive but because my newfound love of tomato products has apparently increased my need to piss to a degree that would almost make me think I have Brimley's disease.
Seriously. It's like every hour.
Anyway, whether or not I will actually do that is, as ever, a matter of how much effort I want to put in. Which is usually not much. But we'll see. It would be much cleaner if this account would die.
Also, I have a blog
now. That's right. I am beginning the long journey into whoring myself out on the internet in a non-pornographic manner. I promise to put lots of awesome ads all over it in good time, because I know what you the people want, and advertising is It.
Other quick life updates: I quit my job and got a similar one at a more competently-run establishment. I went to South America for a few weeks and fell off a surfboard a lot and learned how to say 'blue footed booby' in Spanish and after I hurt myself falling off the surfboard I ate three jars of Nutella and watched exactly twelve movies in two days and many of them were fucking awful. Like The Game Plan. Sweet Jesus, don't ever watch that.
Now I work a lot, still a crapload more than your average bear, but I get one definite day off and sometimes half of one and that is so much better than it was before. I learned to drive a small Japanese tractor, and I played Guitar Hero for the first time, and have since ordered it from Amazon.
I am still waiting for it.
And that's about it, I think.