Lewllien

Guys, if you are looking for something else in your life. Something to push you to be better than what you are... 

then come to our Mixed Martial Arts school in Uxbridge. We may be a small school but we are tough and training won't let you slack off. We are not like the conventional school training in one particular art, but we combine everything from Kyokushin to BJJ. We have two wonderful instructors, but at the same time, everyone learns from everyone. We are all like a big family and we all strive together to achieve our goals. 

Come over to try it. If you are willing to put effort into your life, you will not regret it. 

  We are looking forward to seeing you in class! 



Contact Details: 
Head Instructor:    Shabaaz Ali
Phone:                 + 44 7525 362786 
Address:               Oak Wood School, Sutton Ct. Rd.
                            Uxbridge UB10 9HS, UK

Facebook:             UMAA

Everyone knows them, everyone loves them - those who don't ... well, they will. 

Okay, here we go, some really nice quotes from our great heroes! They're a little chaotic, tried to list them somehow... not easy. 

My personal favourites: 

(Majin Buu about Vegetto in Candy-form)
Buu: Take that sucker!!! YEEES!!! Coffee-flavoured candy, my favourite. Should I chew you to bits, or lick you to death??
Mister Satan: Candy?!?!?!?!
Dende: Yuuuk, why coffee?? That's gross!!!!! 
Narrator: Is there any hope for the earth?? Now that Vegeto has been turned into a coffe-flavoured super sayan sucker? 
Buu: Look at the mighty warriors. Yes, you're both so sweet. Talk to me buttercup! Chetise Majin Buu. Tell me that I'm good. 
Vegeto-Candy: [punches Majin Buu into the face] I'm no ordinary candy. I'm a jaw breaker!
Buu: You're just a little sucker! 

Buu: Stop that, fight like a man!!!!
Vegeto-Candy: Do you see a man around???? 

If you want to see the fight between Buu and Vegeto-Candy, here you go: PINBALL-ATTACK!!!! 

Other awesome Quotes:

(about Son Gohan)
Master Roshi: Has he seen, oh, I don't know, the full moon?
Son Goku: No, we go to be pretty early, why?
Bulma, Krillin, Master Roshi: No reason!

Son Goku: Sorry, I saw an opening that just screamed 'ATTACK,' so I did, haha!

Son Goku: It would be meaningless to fight with you now. You're too scared and ashamed. Live with the shock. Keep it bottled up inside you. Silently.

(Vegeta being seriously unamused)
Vegeta: Don't remind me. I'm mad enough to hurt somebody and pounding you just might be the therapy I need.

(Vegeta and Nappa killing innocent Arliens - way to go guys)
King:  Kill those men, they're very bad men.
Nappa: We're bad?
Vegeta: Well, a little?!

(King Kai about that egyptian cat god thing whose name I cannot write)
King Kai: He is the destroyer of worlds. To anger him is to jeopardize the universe.

(about Shenlong)
Dende: Hey, don't piss off the god of love!

Picollo: I've never had real feelings about anyone before... grr... I don't like it!!!!

Vegeta: You thought I was bad with a tail, huh? Well, strap yourself in! 

(Vegeta vs Son Goku)
Vegeta: This can't be! His beam is as strong as my Gallick Gun!
Yajirobi: You did it, Son Goku!
Son Goku: Not quite, he's regaining control. He'll be off my beam soon, probably mad as a hornet. I bet!
Yajirobi: Are you sure?
Son Goku: Hmm...!

(Vegeta's Last moment before he is killed by Majin Buu)
Vegeta: Bulma, Trunks, this is for you!

(After overhearing Trunks and Son Goku)
Piccolo: My ears do more than just frame my face. 

(After the Kaio Shin's appreared)
Son Goku: What did that Shin say to you? He wasn't rude was he? Do you want me to set him straight for you? I bet if I told him you were once the Guardian of Earth he'd have a little more respect!
Piccolo: No! Don't do that! Please! Don't do anything! Please don't!

(A desperate attempt for Son Goku to fuse with Vegeta)
Vegeta: I'd rather die than fuse with you!!!!!!
Son Goku: Vegeta, you're already dead!

(A desperate attempt for Son Goku and Vegeta to defuse again)
Vegeta: Kakarot! Stop poking me in the eye you idiot!
Son Goku: It's not my fault, you keep poking me in the mouth!
Vegeta: Shut up Kakarot!

(The evil sorcerer want Shenlong to unlock Tapion from his music box)
Sorcerer:  I wish for you to unlock this oracle and release Tapion the brave from it.
Shenlong: That will be a piece of cake!

(Piccolo to Nail about Sayajin tails)
Piccolo: Hey, make a mental note - tails grow back!!

(King Kai explaining the duties of being a king to Son Goku)
King Kai: I'm the King. When you get to be King, you're not supposed to have to do all the work.

(Vegeta being silly, sorry, shocked, I mean)
Vegeta: What went wrong? You had me!

(Perfect Cell preparing for the Cell Games)
Cell: Perhaps these miserable humans would appreciate a light show.

(After Son Goku is better and meets Piccolo after becoming one with Kami)
Son Goku: Kamiccolo!!!!!! 

(Namekians vs Freezer - Typo on purpose!)
Freezer: Oh my, four big brutes against little ol' me?

(After Cells and Piccolos fight)
Tien Shin Han: Piccolo just gave Cell everything he had and it didn't even phase him

(After Captain Ginyu was turned into a frog)
Vegeta: It's frog-stompin' time!

(Freezer being a royal pain again)
Vegeta: What's wrong Freezer? Is your brain another one of your weak and under used muscles?

(Son Goku vs Vegeta)
Son Goku: Kaio-Ken! Times Ten!

(Nappa being really excited and impatient)
Vegeta: Nappa, remind me to look into getting you dewormed again.

(Piccolo's training of Son Gohan)
Son Gohan: Piccolo, can I get some help here?
Piccolo: Sure, just one thing: there will be no help!

(Vegeta being... awkward)
Vegeta: Trunks, I never hugged you as a baby... let me hug you.

(Freezer talking to Nail about the Dragonballs)
Freezer: Hello, anybody home?
Nail: Yes, I'm here. Hello, friend.
Freezer: Thank you very much. I'm a visitor touring your lovely planet and I happened to come across seven Dragonballs. A man at a gift shop told me about the legend behind the balls. You know, the wish. But you need a password to activate them. Would you happen to know the password, my good man?
Nail: Not me. You should check with the chamber of commerce. They have that sort of information.
Freezer: The chamber is dead, my good man, and so are you if you don't tell me that password!

(Nappa and Son Goku fighting)
Nappa: You low-class peasant fool! I'm the second strongest Saiyan from the planet Vegeta!
Son Goku: Well, if your friend over there is stronger than you, I guess you're the third-strongest Saiyan now!

(Piccolo and Vegeta chatting after Bojack was defeated9
Piccolo: Is it over? 
Vegeta: Not until the fish jumps. [the fish jums out of the water] It's over!!!!

(Vegeta  being annoyed)
Vegeta: Whenever the journalists show up, I'll just destroy them.
Bulma: Vegeta, behave!
Vegeta: Fine...!!!!!

(Son Goku and Vegeta fighting)
Vegeta: This doesn't concern you! This is between me and your circus clown of a father!
Son Goku: Circus clown. That's a new one.

(Son Goku resurrected and coming for Nappa and Vegeta)
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!

(About Bulma's birthday party)
Son Goku: WAAAAAAAAAAH OH NOOO!!!!!
King Kai: What, Son Goku, is he here?
Son Gokuo: Bulma's party is today and I totally forgot...!!!!! She's gonna be piiiiiisssed!
King Kai: Don't scare me like that. My heart almost exploded. 
Son Goku: But you don't know how she gets, man. I'm not sure who'd be scarier: that destroyer guy or Bulma when she's mad. 
King Kai: Uuuuh, Son Goku, we're in some serious trouble. He's heading streight towards us!
Son Goku: WHAT? Why is Bulma coming here?
King Kai: No, not Bulma. Bearus is coming!!!!

(Coolers goons meet Piccolo)
Goon 1: Why is that toad not on his planet?
Goon 2: 'Cause Freezer blew it up. 
Goon 1: Oh, right! 

(Piccolo and Son goku vs Lord Slug)
Piccolo: Son Goku, wake up, no more sleeping on the job!

(Broly licks the blood off after Son Goku lands a headshot)
Son Goku: Iiiiew, that was completely unnecessary!!! Disgusting... uaah!

(Son Goku vs Broly)
Broly: Why don't you gove up?
Son Gokuo: I never really learned how to, hehe!

(Future Trunks trains with Son Gohan)
Trunks: First you let me drown, then you offer me a towel?
Son Gohan: Yepp. 

(Son Goku vs Kid Boo)
Son Goku: Okay, on to plan B now... whatever that is...

(Son Goku blasted Boo apart and he put himself back together incorrectly)
Son Goku: I know were both under a lot of pressure, but lets try to keep your head on your shoulders.

(Inside Majin Boo's stomach)
Vegeta: We are not going to suffer the same fate as cream filling. 

That's all folks... 'til next time. Over and out!

"How often will the Americans do the same mistake?" "As often as it takes!"

Okay, so, Sony released that movie... and North Korea was really pissed. So, what's the big deal about it? 

Let's sum it up: 
- two Americans work on a TV show about literally the worst and most unethical topics people would love to gossip about
- two Americans are planning to interview the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un
- two Americans are approached by the CIA to assassinate said leader




Once those two Americans are actually in Korea, they see a very beautiful country, no concentration camps, food for everyone, prosperity and piece everywhere.
The objectives shift, opinions are seriously questioned, and there is loads of big bangs involved. 
One may think this movie is just a simple insult to North Korea, true, to a certain extent, however, what is expect of the Americans if I may ask? Nothing else... 

I am not quite sure what to think of this movie, I will certainly watch it again and cry, not sure if it will be about the jokes or the idiocy of that movie. It's hard to say.

"The f***-ing grapefruit is fake!!!!"



There is a lot of truth in there, use your brains when watching this movie. Perhaps an amazingly done movie, but you will have to read between the lines to get the actual message. 
You've got everthing in there, from Rambo to interesting and indeed funny moments... please watch it yourself and let me know about your opinion. I will update this entry as soon as I got my brains back together.



Oh, and before I forget, Russia, thank you for sponsoring the military vehicles, that was so sweet of you...!




Over and Out... 

Amazing as always, the biggest comic convention so far this year. Mainly because it was Stan Lee's last Europe visit and many people wanted to meet him one last time. He is quite a tough cookie for his 91 year, to be honest. Amazing. 

So, how was the con?
Well, tickets were sold out relatively quickly. Especially for the father of all comics. Showmasters even organized an additional signing session with Stan on Friday, announced just a couple of days before the convention. 

However, aside from all the dozens of hundreds of fans, the selection of guests was incredibly amazing. Everyone was present; among others Anthony Head, Lena Headey, Michael Biehn, Casper Van Dien, James Storm, Al Snow and Amy Dumas were visiting. 
For those, who grew up with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Paul Schrier and Jason Narvy, as well as David Yost and Cerina Vincent were all available for the fans. 
In regard of graphic novels, artists like Adi Granov, Dave Gibbons, Guillermo Ortego and Alan Davis showed their faces once more in London. 

How to conclude on this event?
It was a great three day convention, worth the money. The stalls and dealers were lovely, had good stuff for everyone - even food! People were behaving really nice, cuing properly for the people they wanted to meet. 
I was also able to meet a few old friends, like David - he is a really amazing artist, I truly love his work; got a whole wall plastered with his stuff, especially Deadpool - thanks David.
Anyhow, Showmasters, thank you very much for this great convention, I am looking forward to the Winter LFCC, you guys are promising a lot of good things, fingers crossed it works out. 



For those who were unable to attend and enjoy the Con, here the link for the LFCC Website: London Film & Comic Con

And with this I shall finish my short review of the Summer London Film & Comic Con, I am looking forward to meeting everyone again in Winter. As you guys all know, Winter is coming!

Over and Out. 

When I went to Edinburgh over the Easter Holiday, I decided to cisit the Underground City which Edingburgh is quite famous for. the best point of entry is at the Royal Mile - walk downsward from Edingburh Castle, past all the stores and booths until you come to a little church, then turn left. 

What's Mary King's Close?
Mary King's Close is like a warren of underground streets and formed houses which existed during the time of the black death. I believe this was around 1600. The Mary King's Close was one entry to the busiest part of formed Edingburgh. There were markets, houses, everything - it was a real city afterall! This part of Edinburgh was used to be called The Old Town, since it is the oldest part Edingburgh has. What you can see nowadays is the new town. Edinburgh expanded quite a lot after all those centuries. 

Who's Mary King?
That's some very famous lady whose name was used as a Close Name - like an address these days. 

The tour... how was it?
Very exciting, very interesting. I can highly recommend the tour if you're into history and some real nasty things as well. It is great to see how the people lived around 1600 and it makes you definitely stop complaining about your current housing situtation - trust me, I know what I'm talking about. 

If you are interested and got some time when you go up north, then please visit the website of the people who run that place: The Real Mary King's Close



I highly recommend to book online though. When I went there I had to buy a ticket for the next day. Those guys are always sold out, seriously. Get your tickets in advance, it makes things a lot easier.