Galactic Imperium News: The Souther Poverty Leftism Center (not to be confused with any other SPLC organizations) recently released the above “Hatewatch: Extremist Groups for 2019” graphic, which clearly warns all rabid leftists, national socialists and intellectually stunted progressives of who to avoid and ostracize for the new year. The graphic includes libertarians, anarcho-capitalists, meat eaters, Amish farmers, Ron Paul, Lew Rockwell, Tom Woods, Soft Kittens, Christians, Rose Wilder Lane, Ayn Rand, Founding Fathers, Murray Rothbard, Cute Bunnies and more.
Says Southern Poverty Leftist Spokeperson Villie Bandersnatch, “We are proud to release such a helpful graphic for social media censors and leftists to hang next to their computers for daily use. We’re confident it will help remind people of who the real threats are to their way of life, and cause them to avoid being tainted by beliefs that are an obvious threat to progressives and progressive society as a whole. We also hope that it will be a useful resource for mainstream establishment news organizations to quote whenever they need something to look factual.”
The graphic includes a warning, which states, “Do not attempt to engage or debate anyone from the above groups. They are considered guilty of extreme thought-crimes against the State and the holy doctrines of Leftist Ideology. Instead, immediately report them to your nearest leftist gulag or National Socialist Gestapo Officer. Have a nice day.”
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