(Two of My OCs, Kendall and Samberg walk over to Ms. Erickson's special class)
Samberg: Dude, Check it. Alex Jones says there is a war going on for our minds.
Kendall: See, this is why I signed both of us up for this class: for you to stop believing those ridiculous BS conspiracies.
Samberg: The enemy is closer then you think. The Globalists are brainwashing us through their patented monitor screens on our television sets and computers. But thanks to Alex Jones, I've broken free of their conditioning! You hear me, scum! We're coming for ya Globalists!
Kendall: The sooner we cure you of your obsession, the better. (They both enter the classroom)
(Hours later, they both walk out of the classroom)
Samberg: Alex Jones, heh, I can't believe that I actually listened to that whackjob! Thanks to Ms. Erickson, I feel more open minded now. Don't you think so, Kendall?
Kendall: (Stares into space)
Samberg: Kendall? (Looks down at his pants, noticing a bulge)
Kendall: Hypnosis.... so erotic.... got to keep watching the pendant.... brain turning to fried cheese.... please let me cum...mistress.... please.... please... please... (he slides his hands down his pants before Samberg nudges him)
Samberg: DUDE! Not in the hallway!
Kendall: (Snaps out of his trance) W-what? No! That hypnosis stuff had no effect on me! I'm too primitive! My life is a lie! Oh.... was I just about to...
Kendall: Anybody noticed?
Samberg: (Looks around) Nope.
Kendall: Okay, I need to head to the bathroom. See ya! (Runs off to the mens room)
Samberg: Wow, I never knew him to have a hypno fetish