Create a Story Contest - The Big MatchOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Hagrid who always dreamed of becoming the world's best barkeeper. He trained every day for 94,593,602 hours in order to beat his rival, The Derpy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Hagrid came armed with a egg basket and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Hagrid emerged as the miraculously purple victor! His achievement is celebrated every Christmahanukwanzaa.
Create a Story Contest - Wise AdviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Victorialand, Antarctica because you'll only end up with a hamster in your weenis." I never quite understood his advice until one Epiphany, I was gardening with my best friend Lashonda La'honda Nashell. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was kinky and spooky sounds came from deep within. Lashonda La'honda Nashell saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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