Lookout everybody, cuz here comes....

 

            
My DA saga began on August 11th 2006, I was a year
out of college, working at a Hollywood Video (remember
videostores?), drinking a lot, and drawing mostly furry art:

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(the less said the better > o >)
The first couple months were pretty lonely until I made a good
friend, who, I'm happy to say, is my buddy to
this day. Take a peek at her stuff:





I was also lucky to meet


and also in the realm of science,

And also who helped me transition
into surrealism:

2007 brought about the beginnings of my campaign
of full-throttle Giger-envy:

2008 seemed to be going well, experiments with
stippling, etc. Then in 2009 I got suspended, lost
Photoshop, and lost my job. During unemployment I
did stuff like this:

And I started a novel (still holding at first draft)
and produced a lot of related art:

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A stint working at Walgreens (2.5 years) did
all kinda of bad things to me: it made me tired,
kept me away from DA and turned me 30!
But after that I got a sweet office job (well, a
slacker answering service) and got me a DD

But you guys know all that stuff already. The most
important thing is that I made some wonderful
friends here, many of whom have stuck by me
through the years (you know who you are!).
But hey, let's look at Features!















Obviously I glossed over a lot of this story, like DA
romances, comics, collages, cartoons, movie posters,
commissions and about 1,000 buddies, but there'll
be more journals, honest! Anyhow, I think you guys
are super and I wouldn't trade you for anything.
     
Seriously, to all DA buddies! I hope we can all remain
together and close. I lost two friends here recently
and it breaks my heart. If you ever get booted off
DA or have to leave I want you to please contact
me and let me know how we can stay in touch! I
love you guys and I miss you when you're gone.
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