Disclaimer: I don't own Darkstalkers. But if the behavior of the current owners over the last few years is anything to go by, the people who do have the rights to the series at the moment are a bunch of morons who don't deserve that privilege.
Would you like to see a world so unlike
Anything you have ever known before?
A realm where ghost stories woo fairy tales
And their offspring run amok
I offer free passage into this fascinating land
For those who accept this invitation.
Here you will find many incredible sights,
Experiences you will never find back home.
Werewolves who train in martial arts,
Catwomen who perform on stage and go to church.
Perhaps you'll meet the banana-loving yeti,
Or a zombie rocking out on electric guitar.
Maybe you'll even discover in a pyramid,
A sleeping robot as old as the dinosaurs.
All of this and more will be within your reach
Should you accept this invitation.
Potential visitors such as yourself, however,
Should know some general guidelines.