Don't give me that number again you sly dog you...
Why do you keep doing this? What have I done to deserve you in my life?

I nearly got a heart attack yesterday, and people at my house were looking at me weird because I started yelling at my phone when I saw what you did... again.
Do you realize how it feels to not be able to thank you enough? Huh? Because a simple thank you just doesn't cut it... I just... ugh...
THANK YOU!
