Pageants and Conspiracies
"Hello everyone and welcome to the Destiny Islands Annual Miss Teen Destiny Pageant! Thanks for joining us for this historical event! I'm Hayner and this is my partner-in-crime, Tidus!"
"Thank you, Hayner. It's a beautiful day! The sun's shining! Numerous businesses are making a killing (literally, I mean where's all the cops?) and it's a great day for shaking your money maker in front of hundreds of people!"
"That's right, Tidus! Girls from all around Destiny Islands are here for one purpose, to claim the half million munny scholarship and obtain bragging rights of being more hotter, sexier and more eye-catching than everyone else! And let me tell you, the seats are just packed! You'd think this was the World Struggle Championship..."
"Or the Blitzball Finals."
"It also makes you wonder if the males in the audience are here for the fashion or "other assets," if you catch my drift. Wink, wink."
"Oh, they're here for the fashion alright! As