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I've gotten all these fortunes before. Even the last one!
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:iconrusty-le-cat:
rusty-le-cat Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
do you live in Canada? im starting to notice...
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:iconmaloire:
maloire Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009  Hobbyist
Hehehehe
Ahh you know you love us for our colourful moniezzz
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Saru23 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
haha that;s great...Canadian money. :D It's sorta funny, Weird Al says in "Canadian Idiot" that we have monopoly money, but the US created monopoly...(It's just somewhat funny to think about it this way)
Unless he is stating we have weird looking money like the game...that's probably right. :P
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Metaknightdoesddr Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2008
That reminds me of the time that I opened an *unused* container of butter, and found that it had nothing in it! :XD:
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CherryCorpse Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008
Woah wait, you even had the last one?? o_O There was a bunch of Canadian money in your cookie? ew..
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:iconuria96:
uria96 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2008
BUT Canadian money is worth more the US money now
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handsockpuppet Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2008
It may be Canadian money, but I'd like a fortune like that.
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Jedi-Knight-Dave202 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
I accidently ate my fortune and my cooky once. then I took a dump and found the fortune in my crap. It read "fortunes will fill your belly"

Oh well nice joke about the canadians though Joey. I'll forget that insult for the time being
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Missa-EXE Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2008
Aww, but our money is so pretty and colourful. xD


But yeah. xD Hilarious, I loved it. I could just hear the vioces from the videos with them while reading.
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choask1699 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2008
I dont know if this has anything against Canada
I dont even understand it |D;

But great job~
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Luna-Minura Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2007  Student Filmographer
Fortunes can be soooo stupid sometime! Once I even got one that was saying : ''Chiken make eggs'' o_O How stupid is this? (Well it was something like that... but it was in french, it says : ''Les poule fond les oeufs'';)
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Luna-Minura Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2007  Student Filmographer
Nice comic by the way ;)
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:iconbadash13:
badash13 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2007   General Artist
hahaha that's great....i collect fortunes, so i know exactly what you mean xD
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sonicfreak99 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2007
lol! MOUNTIES! XD
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:iconsdwn:
sdwn Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sry bout the print request I acidentally clicked it to add to favs but net lagged and I clicked request print....^^;
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AniDragon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The oddest fortune I ever got was "Call your mother."

I was all like, "What the Deus? She's sititng in front of me!"
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apeman505 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good one, froggie! :D
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ShadowStriker1 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2007
hehe
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RosaRubicundior Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
I got one that said
"In God we trust, all others must pay cash"
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:icontombacksha:
tombacksha Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
Lol, my fortune read "Keep an eye on your man" lol
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OokamiYashaChan Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007   Digital Artist
our dollar is higher then the american!!!

via va canada!!! (i cant spell>>;)
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killerkitty159 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007  Student Photographer
I once got a fortune cookie that said
"that wasn't chicken"
it was funny
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:iconarthurarthurarthur:
ArthurArthurArthur Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
that would scare he shit outa me :P
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:iconkillerkitty159:
killerkitty159 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007  Student Photographer
I haven't gone back to that chinese restaurant since
It's a good story though
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ArthurArthurArthur Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2007
lawl, yeah
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lyk-whoa Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
sorry for butting in but lol that would be scary but funneh at the same time :lmao:
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amgrim Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
jajajajaja good n_n ajjaa
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kijo-kana Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
lol woo for cad money being higher haha went shopping in bangor last weekend haha makes it all the more fun haha

oh you got your money colos wrong..:P 5's are blue, 10s are purple, 20s are green 50s are red and 100s are beige haha lmfao sorry had to say it i love our color money system. this way we dont actualy have to look at the number! haha
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Kaynil Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
that color systems reminds me of the ruppies beeing colored XD
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MmmmSashimi Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
lol, wow that was awsome...but whats wrong with the canadian doller...isn't it basically equal value to the american dollar now...yay cross border shopping.
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Ventaja Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha Canadian Money XD
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:iconwhite667:
White667 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2007
Haha, fun,
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KirbyMeister Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2007
Funny, yet dated. CAN is actually slightly more valuable than USD right now.
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Teh-Lazy-Ninja Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2007
The Canadian dollar is AT PAR with the American dollar at the moment. Canada's economy is thriving while America's economy is having some... issues...

How's that for a reality check?

But either way, it's still pretty damn funny.

Not to mention the fact that I idolize your work...
...let's just forget the whole currency issue so I can rant about how much I love your work. :#1:
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spirit-emerald Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2007
XD whats so bad about canadian money?!were pretty much the same as U.S.
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SamWhipps Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2007   Interface Designer
This is what I think of your disgusting american money ~rips it, stuff it in mouth, chews it spits it in dirt and stomps on it~

AHAHAHHAHA WE HAVE BETTER, WEALTHYER MONIES THEN YOU OBESE PEOPLES!

Please note that we do NOT seal hunt in saskachewan nor do we throw our senior citizens on ice bregs and leave them to die.

HOWEVER!

Our Parliments are indeed made of ice, and now thanks to you americans and your inordiante ammout of using modern day vehicles that we cannot afford, are causing them to MELT! Oh the truamatizeation!

...Just joking.
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Dreygen-Rising Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007
how in gods name WOULD anyone seal hunt in Saskachewan?
theres no bloody ocean.

NOW! ya want to be sealing hunting b'y ya come to da Newfie shores : D

SEAL VEAL FER ALL!


XDDDDD i kid...<_< and yes, i am a Newfie XD
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SamWhipps Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007   Interface Designer
Silly, the Americans think we have annual polar bear slughter in Toronto! Isn't that swell? ~voice dripping sarcasm~ Besides, any country t6hat thinks we don't have any sea water to have a navy on has to be a bit dim. Ahh well, we lurve them anyways. Even if their money isnt as pretty as ours.

Or the fact that it isnt worth as much.
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Amneco Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2007
And all Americans think the same... I honestly didn't know that there were so many people who thought that way about Canadians(polar bear slaughter whut?) I only ever hear neat stuff, but whatever. There's still many assholes over here and tons of OBESE people, but not everyone agrees with the extremists or the crappy government.
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SamWhipps Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2007   Interface Designer
Polar Bear Slaughter! ~grabs the gear and fur coats and whatzit and head to Tornto on my dog sled~

~waves big stick with nails in it~
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SamWhipps Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2007   Interface Designer
WOOOO! Go CANADIA!

Also, it's worth more than American right now anyways. So head on up and spend those monies Ark!

I got a fortune the other day from some shit chinese reasturant...It was "Death is lifes way of telling you you're fired...Try not to take it personally."

It was tres tres amusing.
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thoven Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2007
my brother once got one saying "I'm so glad I'm out of that cookie!"
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AngelicalSacrifice Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2007
Haha. that was great!
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MySincereApologies Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2007
ouch, my canadian pride! xD
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navi-g Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2007
I once got one that said; "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." and one that says; "You like Chinese food"
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Gamexprt1 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2007
"Monopoly money"!
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StrayFlame Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2007   Traditional Artist
LAWL. my gut hurts.
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Sakonworshiper Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2007
Lawlz!!! Have you gotten two in one? I have. :+fav:
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magicswordz Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2007  Student Digital Artist
once everyone got the same fortune...
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chemmisforest Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2007   Photographer
hahha!! ^^ great job!
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