The end of the 100 Themes Challenge gets closer every Monday and Wednesday! The way each Theme works is I draw the themes in the order they're shown, and write a story using the word or phrase that gives each theme its title at least once.
#74 - Are You Challenging Me?
Well, I've given Troff and Scoff all the bananas I need, and Diddy and I still have some leftover! Now, to enter the door where they lead.
This certainly looks like a boss arena. And K.Lumsy did tell me that the 8 keys needed to free him were held by K.Rool's most powerful soldiers. Wherever you are, mister soldier, I'm ready for that key you're holding!
Even if it means I have to wait 13 hours!
After night has fallen, a figure finally pops out of the cave I was expecting him from, making various loud noises. He looks short in stature, and the brief flashes of lightning tell me that his face is soft and pudgy. He then slowly places some cylindrical objects on his elbows, still making crazy noises using that unsoldierly high-pitched voice of his.
Eventually, he finishes making those strange sounds. Finally! Or so I think, until he yells this: "Armor installation complete! Initiating evil laugh sequence!" He then proceeds to laugh in a manner that makes it sound like he's choking on pasta. Is he challenging me,
or is he just trying to make himself look cool?
Then, he immediately begins shooting fireballs from those cylinders, which upon closer inspection, seem to be hollow. Time to blow his face in with the conveniently placed TNT barrel!DKC+64 - , game by Rare