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Journal Entry: Thu Jan 19, 2012, 3:15 PM


I admit I am making this journal to make use of this Totoro skin and not any other reason. ;P

I have not uploaded anything in ages...maybe I will soon? Time will tell.
Feel free to visit me on tumblr at www.happyvelociraptor.tumblr.com. I've been posting there lately.

Peace!

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birthdays Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's January 29th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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ice-or-fire Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012
Hello!:iconbummyballoonplz:
Happy early birthday!
May this year be your best ever!
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birthdays Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's January 29th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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ARCatSK Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011  Student General Artist
:party: Happy Birthday!
Have a great day!
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ice-or-fire Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Hello!:iconpandaballoonplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
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willielowman Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
Thank you for the fav!
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LylyanIwaki Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
:party: Happy Birthday to you~ :music:
Hope you have a great day :la:
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birthdays Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's January 29th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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:airborne::cake: HAPPY BIRHTDAY :cake::airborne:

Hope you have a great day!<3
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Nyiana-sama Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
:cake::party:Happy Birthday!:party::cake:

:la:I hope that you have a wonderful time!!
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