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A Very Weird Day

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        "Sharon! This Brit is bothering me!" his voice was so unaudible that Ozzy Osborne could barely understand himself.
        "Governor! Please! It's just an invite for a spot of tea!" Tyrren explained as he handed Ozzy an invite.
        "Y'all get out of mah way, white boy!" Yelled Jimi Hendrix as he ran down the street. He wasn't racist. Just obsevant.
        Suddenly, Kurt Cobain came out of an alley, all destroyed and ruinned. "I-I need... need some... powder. Spa-Spare change?" Kurt was so stoned it wasn't even funny.
        Dave Grohl come out behind him and grabbed kurt. "Kurt! Please! Come back to me and Krist! Oh God, look at you! You're filthy! Masty-assed hair, dirty clothes, and broken shoes." He looked at Ozzy. "Thank you for finding him. But why did you give him drugs?!" He was pissed.
       Ozzy was offended. So he punched the next thing that came at him. Krist Novosolic. BAM! "Damnit!" Krist yelled and punched Ozzy back. "You suck, druggie! Black Sabbath sucks ass!"
       So the two fought insulting each other. Kurt grabbed some powder and snorted it as Dave stopped him. "No! no more." He reprimanded Kurt. But he didn't listen. He passed out. So sad.
       Just when Tyrren thought that things couldn't get weirder, John Lennon crawled out of a swearor and dusted himself off. Of course, he had a guitar. he sat on the curb and began playing to the unconscience Kurt in his lap.
       Suddenly, he sat up and took the guitar. He jumped onto Dave's shoulders and began playing "Smells like Teen Spirit". So of course, Krist and Ozzy stopped fighting and everyone danced.
                                                        The End
I had to write a dialogue for my Creative Writings class. Only the first three paragraphs were for the assignment.
Because I had English right after it, in the same room, and we were watching a bored movie, I added more on.
Also, Tyrren is one of my characters. And the only fact one in the story.

I hope you enjoy my random shit. :D
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AerithCobain's avatar
:lmao: this reminds me of these random stories me n my bro tell eachother

in our series eddie vedder kills people because he's going hungry (yes from the temple of the dog song hungerstrike) and since christ cornell is in that band he sings the backup vocals while following eddie around....

and layne staley's just there...and dave's following kurt & iron maiden & a7x around...and krist novoselic has a short temper and he kills people...:O

and chad channings just there, for the hell of it :XD: