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How to Bat A Meteor. :Part 0:

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How to Bat A Meteor. :Part 0:

[[5 MINUTES BEFORE IMPACT]] Night. 11:06 PM. Japan. He stood on top of Mount Fuji, as every single equipment around him started to hum noisily, pumping power to the bat in his hand. A blood-red spot in the sky grows steadily larger every second, as if responding to the equipments' constant noise. It was a meteor, a falling asteroid. Ceres. No one thought it'd move this way in a split second a 168 hours ago, and it seemed that every single law of physics were broken when calculating all the probability of it happening. Not that Naota care about it right now. "Ggghh." "You are Ikebukuro's The One Batter! You can pull it off!" "Even

Dollars be United.

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Dollars be United.

We are united. - - - - - We live amongst regular civilians, in our regular attire, regular jobs, and almost regular daily life. What united us is that single message. That single call. That single e-mail. That single letter. That single password. That single website. That gathering of fates. Gathering of souls. - - - - - We are invisible. - - - - - Some of us came from the countryside, working hard, living a hand-to-mouth existence every day. Some of us are a bit better off, with enough money for some worldly entertainment and leisures, and supporting our own families. Some of us came here to study, and to be a bette

Guess and yes.

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Guess and yes.

I'll go and guess, guess, guess; and yes, yes, yes; and yes, yes, yes some more; And guess, yes, guess; yes, guess, yes; and yes, yes, yes, YEEEEEES!; Boom.
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How to Bat A Meteor. :Part 0:

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How to Bat A Meteor. :Part 0:

[[5 MINUTES BEFORE IMPACT]] Night. 11:06 PM. Japan. He stood on top of Mount Fuji, as every single equipment around him started to hum noisily, pumping power to the bat in his hand. A blood-red spot in the sky grows steadily larger every second, as if responding to the equipments' constant noise. It was a meteor, a falling asteroid. Ceres. No one thought it'd move this way in a split second a 168 hours ago, and it seemed that every single law of physics were broken when calculating all the probability of it happening. Not that Naota care about it right now. "Ggghh." "You are Ikebukuro's The One Batter! You can pull it off!" "Even

Shizuo Heiwajima Facts.

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Shizuo Heiwajima Facts.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Shizuo out. It failed miserably. Shizuo's office has no doors, only walls that he punches through. Shizuo hates violence so much that he will lay the smackdown upon thee. - (by Kaiju-Z *fix'd*) If you think you're right- If you KNOW you're right- but Shizuo says you're wrong? You're DEAD WRONG. - (Yume-Ikari again!) Kyoto Animation once tried to make an anime based on a very weakened, female version of Shizuo Heiwajima. It was called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Divide Shizuo by zero and you'll get one..... flying fridge. At your face Shizuo don't have problems with his Intern

Mystery Mecha-Babe Maintenance

Her, and me

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Her, and me

Creaks. Creaks on the wooden floorboards stir you from your rest. With your dreary eyes, you try to pry them open during this late hour. You see small rays of light emanate from what you remember is the bathroom. Part of your mind commands you to get up to close the bathroom door, that brightness is disrupting your sleep. The other half of your mind wins out in laziness, causing you to close your eyes to try to fall back asleep again. You toss around in your bed, failing to fall back asleep immediately. Groaning, you wish that someone else would just close that cursed bathroom door. A minute later, your wish is granted. In the welcoming darkness, you hear footsteps walking towards you and the bed; growing ever so slightly louder. Thump. Thump. Followed by the sound of bed sheets ruffling. Looks like they’re back, the person you’ve been spending your days with as of late. Late night toilet trip huh? You feel slightly annoyed that it disrupted you from your sleep, but its no
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My Bio
Let's see if I can eliminate my past KAWAII-DESU-NE self from here, shall we?

Current Residence: 3 clones, each residing in Touhou, MLP and Homestuck fandom respectively
Favourite genre of music: Preferably J-Pop/Rock/such +
Favourite style of art: Anything that strikes my fancy
Operating System: Win7 + Linux Mint + Debian + WinXP + Ubuntu + Backtrack 5
Favourite characters: Karkat, Twilight Sparkle and Flandre Scarlet
Personal Quote: =w=

Favourite Visual Artist
All of you great artistes. All of you. Shut up, I mean ALL OF YOU. Do I need to ASSERT MYSELF?
Favourite Movies
Disaster movies, and philosophy-inclined brain-damaging clusterfucks.
Favourite TV Shows
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Anything that strikes my fancy. I have no band preference.
Favourite Books
Fallout: Equestria
Favourite Games
Touhou Project
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC master race
Tools of the Trade
Photoshop CS2 + MMD + a few grams of INSANITY
Other Interests
Hemstak plz (Karkat is my soul)

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Zero Empty Nada {} ..... [RESTART?]

[CALCULATING ENTRY VECTOR: STANDBY MODE INITIATED]

[CALCULATING ENTRY VECTOR: STANDBY MODE INITIATED]

Let's see here. Hm... *calculative posture, microsecond switching procedure* I've been gone from here for.....2 years and 3 months. Wait, more like a bit over 2 months. ..... Why did I return again? Ugh, everything's hazy. I have 12083 unchecked letters, and the entire place is a mess. Damn it, I'm sure nobody remembers me anymore. Gotta start over, ugh.... Come to think of it, why did I leave in the first place? .....oh yeah. My 3G modem plan was falling apart, and in the confusion I forgot about this place. And I focused more on DG instead. *kneel, clutches head in pain* Ow.... Eh, fuck it. DG's gone now. Dead. Lifeless. Server's d

Soooo.....

Soooo.....

IN A.D 2011 USER WAS CONNECTING..... ..... WHAT HAPPEN? "SOMEBODY SET UP US THE FAIL MODEM." "WE GOT NO SIGNAL." WHAT! "MAIN SCREEN TURN ON." IT'S YOU!! "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!" "ALL YOUR INTERNETS ARE BELONG TO US." "YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DISCONNECTION." WHAT YOU SAY!! "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO CONNECT MAKE YOUR TIME." "HAHAHAHA...." "USER!!" TAKE OFF EVERY 'SIM'!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING. FOR GREAT JUSTICE. MOVE 'SIM'. ------------- Do eye win?

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Thank you so much for the fave sweety! I appreciate it! :heart:
ShennanigmaHobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for adding my art to your favorites! It's always great to know that people like what I make!
pearsreallyHobbyist
IRV LA U F UCKER O M G
ahahahaha you found out
i was planning to play a bit longer just now /flee
pearsreallyHobbyist
screams i am not a toy that u can play around with i aM NOT A MASO I MA NOT a person u caN LIE TO i know things irvla
/hystericalgiggle
not my fault you didnt notice ahahahahaha
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RunicRunenStudent Artist
You're Shiawacchan from D-G?!?! I just ... realized that. O_O