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Ohshit Quick Disconnect

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Ohshit Quick Disconnect

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: You're a teenage boy going out for his first date. You're girlfriend, Cassie, is waiting expectantly for you, but you find yourself running late… Stranger: hey You: Go! Stranger: oh shit oh shit, put me on the spot! damn you. its over. idefk Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Compulsive Liar

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Compulsive Liar

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Horny girl? You: so i was saying to sherly that she needed to stop being such a wench and she just looked at me like I was insane. I'm not insane, well I am insane but I'm not insane insane, and so I slapped her Stranger: R u a horny girl? You: I dunno, I've not checked recently You: Are YOU a horny girl? Stranger: No You: well at least one of us knows Stranger: R u a girl You: If I said I wasn't I would be liei

Milf vs Fortune?

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Milf vs Fortune?

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: milf? You: fortune? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Disguss-t-ing Shel Silverstein

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Disguss-t-ing Shel Silverstein

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: I am a Stranger claiming to represent Omegle. You: I have rowses and rowses of noses and noses, and why the all growses I really can't tell... You: >_> ....guess* Stranger: no clue Stranger: ... You: The runs and they glowses, these sneezity noses, They drips and they flowses...but you can't bring no noses to fine flower showses. You: but since there's no roses come gather some noses, I guarantee each one's a good

Are You Human?

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Are You Human?

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: are you a human? You: if so, press 1 You: if not press 2 Stranger: f/m? You: i'm sorry that was not one of the alloted answers You: are you a human? You: if so, press 1 You: if not, press 2 Stranger: can you speak rusha? Stranger: from? You: i'm sorry that is not one of the alotted answers. you will be disconnected on the next failed attempt You: are you human? You: if so, press 1 You: if not, pres

alien ASL

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alien ASL

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hhhhhhhhhiiiiiii You: no Stranger: asl You: alien, gender neutral, 543 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alien Tendencies

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Alien Tendencies

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: 'ello Stranger: Hey !! Give me your Asl :) Stranger: ello :) You: why? You: does it matter? Stranger: Asl= You: is there some secret to the universe hidden in the ASL? Stranger: Anger Sadness and lameness Stranger: It matters Stranger: i'm making the world a better place :) You: ah, see here I was thinking it was American Sign Language Stranger: oh :) You: let's see...anger sadness and lameness A: +0 S: +0 L: +
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Ohshit Quick Disconnect

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Ohshit Quick Disconnect

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: You're a teenage boy going out for his first date. You're girlfriend, Cassie, is waiting expectantly for you, but you find yourself running late… Stranger: hey You: Go! Stranger: oh shit oh shit, put me on the spot! damn you. its over. idefk Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Compulsive Liar

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Compulsive Liar

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Horny girl? You: so i was saying to sherly that she needed to stop being such a wench and she just looked at me like I was insane. I'm not insane, well I am insane but I'm not insane insane, and so I slapped her Stranger: R u a horny girl? You: I dunno, I've not checked recently You: Are YOU a horny girl? Stranger: No You: well at least one of us knows Stranger: R u a girl You: If I said I wasn't I would be liei

Milf vs Fortune?

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Milf vs Fortune?

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: milf? You: fortune? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Disguss-t-ing Shel Silverstein

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Disguss-t-ing Shel Silverstein

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: I am a Stranger claiming to represent Omegle. You: I have rowses and rowses of noses and noses, and why the all growses I really can't tell... You: >_> ....guess* Stranger: no clue Stranger: ... You: The runs and they glowses, these sneezity noses, They drips and they flowses...but you can't bring no noses to fine flower showses. You: but since there's no roses come gather some noses, I guarantee each one's a good

Are You Human?

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Are You Human?

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: are you a human? You: if so, press 1 You: if not press 2 Stranger: f/m? You: i'm sorry that was not one of the alloted answers You: are you a human? You: if so, press 1 You: if not, press 2 Stranger: can you speak rusha? Stranger: from? You: i'm sorry that is not one of the alotted answers. you will be disconnected on the next failed attempt You: are you human? You: if so, press 1 You: if not, pres

alien ASL

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alien ASL

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hhhhhhhhhiiiiiii You: no Stranger: asl You: alien, gender neutral, 543 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alien Tendencies

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Alien Tendencies

Omegle conversation log 2011-03-31 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: 'ello Stranger: Hey !! Give me your Asl :) Stranger: ello :) You: why? You: does it matter? Stranger: Asl= You: is there some secret to the universe hidden in the ASL? Stranger: Anger Sadness and lameness Stranger: It matters Stranger: i'm making the world a better place :) You: ah, see here I was thinking it was American Sign Language Stranger: oh :) You: let's see...anger sadness and lameness A: +0 S: +0 L: +

Spotlight

Spotlight

Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
  • Aug 11
  • United States
  • Deviant for 14 years
  • She / Her
Badges
Super Llama: Llamas are awesome! (14)
My Bio
"Are you classified as human?"

"Negative...I am a meat popsicle."

Favourite Visual Artist
can't say i have one
Favourite Movies
geesh, which one? um....
Favourite TV Shows
Nero Wolfe, Bones, almost anything with Bugs Bunny
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
hahaha! Just one? @__@
Favourite Books
Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hobbit, the Narnia books...lots of good books out there
Favourite Writers
Tolkien...
Favourite Games
RPGs mainly
Favourite Gaming Platform
PS3 or game cube
Tools of the Trade
Flute!....um, yeah....pens and paper are good too.
Other Interests
Music, Writing, Reading, Creativity!!

Randomness?

Randomness?

First ten people! Reply with ONE word. Something you want me to doodle. Just one word. Not hyphenated-to-be-funny-and-include-more-words, not allruntogether. Just one word, like "tree" or "relax." I still have TWO spaces open for people to put words into for my *cough*artistic*cough* skills. And NO you DON'T have to do this...even if you put up a word for it. I'm not stubborn like that...sheesh.

New Semester Jitters

New Semester Jitters

Okay, so it's been a while since I've updated this journal, right? Well, the news isn't exactly bad, but it's not really....GOOD...either. It's the beginning of a new semester at my college and, to be completely frank, I'm apprehensive about going back. 'Why?' you may ask. It's because I've had such horrible luck with my classes; either I have to drop out for some reason, or my teachers are crap, or I just plain get lazy. Since my freshman year, I've only completed my band classes, and some of my core classes, but not many. More than anything I just want to make it through this year, and maybe get a bit of self-esteem back!

ARG!!

ARG!!

you ever just have one of those days?....you know....the ones where nothing goes right? well, Deviantart just gave me the final straw to one of those days.

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