I would like to start off by saying a big thank you to all of you guys who remembered your old gal and instead of wishing me a happy Valentine's day actually remembered that February 14th is in fact, more importantly, my birthday.
My original birthday that is - you see, when you get older at a certain point you start to mix up whether you're 45 or 46, 46 or 47 so you have to take your birth year, substract from the current year and calculate your age and all, it's all such a nuisance so who would really bother remembering my age and dates from being rebooted twice. Once is enough for me, thank you!
So, 47 eh? My god, time does fly. I'm still a bomb-shell I'll tell you that, but you must be wondering what's adventuring like for me now. Well you should be wondering since you hadn't asked about it ever since that 21yo version of me came out! Not to be a bad sport, but I just had to say I noticed. And just so you know, I'm aging like fine wine, she'll probably age like milk. Just had to say that too.
Yes, adventuring, well. I'm doing just fine, being in good shape my whole life certainly helps not to deteriorate when reaching those best years, and moreover it's not like I'm 50 for god's sakes. Nothing's changed. I'm a little bit worried about Winston you know, he's always been old so I can't say if now he got really old or just hasn't aged a day. Well, I don't pay much attention to him anyways so who would know. He's certainly gotten slower though, so he doesn't manage to follow me absolutely everywhere now. The clanking of that teapot on his tray is an instant give-away, so whenever I hear him in the distance I just relocate. It's good practice for avoiding mummies. They even kind of grumble similarly.
How's Valentine's day going for me, though? Well I used to get chocolates and flowers from Kurtis, mind you that I say USED TO. He's probably given up on sending those as he never got affirmative feedback from me. That poor old log, he's been hooked onto me ever since he disarmed me in that bio-research facility. Too bad he wasn't included in my series anymore, it would have done him some good on the self-esteem. I think he reached his 50s now, he sent me a picture and he got fat and grey. Perhaps I should send HIM a letter this year, it might encourage him to improve himself. Although what do I care, it might also encourage him to being a pest again, I don't want that. Though I am a little mad that he always concentrated on the V-day part, he never sent me a birthday present. I would have loved his chirugai way more than chocolates and flowers. Flowers just die and chocolate makes you fat. Perhaps he's doing it on purpose cause I stayed in shape and he didn't.
Well enough of the chit-chat from me, how have you guys been? A girl only turns 47 once, so what would you give me for my birthday? Don't be a cheapskate. And keep on raiding <3