|♫♪If you be my star, I'll be your sky...|
Gender: Suspicious streetlamp
Weight: 0.4 lbs.
Weapons of Choice: Leek of Doom, towels, glass confetti, susuwatari, various kitchenware, metal pipes, assorted explosives, random Joltiks
Appearance: This is not a cicada. What is even going on here. Why does it have scarf hands.