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Frog Wallpaper by Lalamags Frog Wallpaper :iconlalamags:Lalamags 0 0
I Don't Like Dogs
       You know?  I never did like dogs from the very start.  They’re slobbery.  Dependent.  They stink.
       I guess that’s why I moved here.  There are no dogs.  It’s very quiet.  Without their yapping, that is.  Dogs are horribly noisy.
       Which is why, when the porch creaked, even though it made only the slightest noise, it woke me up.
       I’ve been living here long enough to know that my porch only creaks when someone steps on it.  And why would anyone step on my porch at 3:00 in the morning?
       This is a very nice neighborhood.  I’m not sure about the lack of dogs.  The realtor didn’t explain very fully.  When I asked, she got a strange look on her face.  Muttered something I didn’t quite catch.  I remember wondering if she were ill, the poor thing.
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Free Fella by Lalamags Free Fella :iconlalamags:Lalamags 0 0
Not So Popular
I know I'm a little sour-
I can be a little tart-
But I'm not green with envy;
I'm just green at heart.
Most prefer my blushing cousin-
She's such a teacher's pet-
But I can chase away a doctor
As well as any you have met.
Some might even call me bitter,
But give me what I'm due:
Just because you don't like me
Doesn't mean I'm bad for you.
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Mary had a little lamb with fleece as black as sin,
And no matter how she ran or hid, it always found her again.
It followed her where'er she went, no matter how she prayed,
No matter how she pleaded, by her side it always stayed.
She tried to drown the little sheep, but her efforts were in vain:
For all her might, Mary could not baptize the lamb an early grave.
And so, the lamb just followed her, by her side until she died:
The sin Mary could not escape, no matter how she tried.
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Stan by Lalamags Stan :iconlalamags:Lalamags 1 0 I Fought My Share of Battles by Lalamags
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They Free Spirits
Violins weave their way
Around my waist
Twine themselves around my hips
Snake up between my breasts
And plunge into my chest
Hook themselves behind the bone
And pull my soul out when they go
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First to Go
I suppose we all knew.
It was a matter of time
Until it was us:
'Til our generation died.
I suppose we all knew
Someone would lose their life,
But no one ever thought…
No one realized
That it would all end so fast,
That it wouldn't last,
That it would be done
Before it'd begun.
That life wasn't fair.
Yeah, we knew 'bout "out there,"
But we didn't know it inside
Until one of us died.
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So basically, the only reason I'm writing this is because all of a sudden, I checked out my profile and some super old journal entry from 2008 was there.  My more recent entries aren't gone, but they're not showing up on my profile.  I guess this is a test to see if it goes up.  Weird, right? Anyone else experiencing this?
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I constantly have ideas whirring around in my head that I'm sure are absolutely amazing and everyone will love... if only I could figure out how to get them onto paper!

That being said, I don't get a chance to write or (try to) draw very often, what with my college classes and other mental drains. In real life, I am a double major in chemistry and mathematics. So I don't post very often and that's not likely to change, but I really appreciate people looking at and commenting on the work I do post! <3

PS - I was like 16 when I chose this username, so don't judge! No judgment here! lol


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ZexyPineCones Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the fave on The Poet's Hand. :) :) :)
Lalamags Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
np :)
ZexyPineCones Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
pn :D
RabidBallerina Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Maggie, are you still working at the Morris Bakery?
Lalamags Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
Alas, no. I had to quit awhile back. I'm just at the shelter now.
RabidBallerina Featured By Owner May 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, well these things do happen. Things sound like they're rolling on at the shelter though!
Lalamags Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
Yup :) Lots of kittens right now!
Skye033 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
Thanks so much for the fave >w<~!
SomebodyMinus1 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2010
Also have a very stupendous day in celebration of your birth.
Lalamags Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010
Thankies! :)
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