Hunger

Lynn had never seen her eat so much.  The fish finger entrée, the soup, the salad and lasagne, the two pieces of chocolate cake... Lynn stared at her still half full plate of salad.  It was insane.  As Clara ordered her third piece of cake, Lynn couldn\'t hold it in any longer.

"What is up with you?" she asked.  "I have never seen you eat so much!"

Clara blushed and swallowed.  "Well, I am eating for two now..."

Lynn yelled happily.  "Oh god!  Oh god, you didn't tell me you and Frank were trying to get pregnant!  When's it due?"

Clara's blush deepened.  "Actually, she said, wiping the chocolate from the corner of her mouth, "I have a tapeworm."

"Oh."