In times of ancient Egypt gone there was a sorcerer called Ammon
Just one job was this man given, protect the king and keep him livin,
Most days this guy had were pretty chilled, nobody wanted the pharoh killed
He spent his time praying to Sekhmet, his life was as easy as it could get
She was fearsome goddess of the plague, he tried not to bug her, kept praying vague
While all those suckers built pyramids, with no breaks thanks to mr bigoted
The lazy slaves just kept moaning, and nobody could stop their awful groaning
This one lame day bout three o clock, Ammon received a nasty shock.
Some guy called Moses had arrived, he claimed the slaves had been deprived
He said let go of the Israelites, claiming something about civil rights.
He said his god would do bad stuff, but we all thought it was a bluff
But then the river turned to blood, and Ammon couldn't drink that crud
Still the Pharoh held on strong, he wouldn't admit that he was wrong
Then Moses sent a plague of frogs, Ammon had to fi