Crapcrapcrapcrap. Why does shit like this always happen? This is total bullshit. It was supposed to be a simple job, in and out, just like always. But noooooo, I just had to trip that stupid fucking alarm like some kind of ameture, didn’t I? I am Xel motherfucking Lovestar for fucks sake, I hold myself to a much higher standard than this.
I barely had more than a few seconds to use my Black Hole Bag (trademark pending) to clean out the main treasure room before I had to get out. Things went tits up from there when, apparently, the entire royal guard decided it was their solemn duty to ruin my day, a duty they were fulfilling quite ad
There was a ruinous explosion, the wall becoming a hole in the space of a second. The room behind it became a debris field. Already, there were guards on the ground. And in the instant that followed, we were on the move. I scooped up the Vaubomb as we cleared the hole, keeping it in one hand as we ran. The room after was a large hall/apparent breeding ground for castle guards. For the sake of all fuck, how many guards did this guy have? It seemed infeasible.
It didn’t take long for them to notice us, but it was still too long. We were as the wind; untouchable.
I mean, holy living crap, can I talk about how unbelievable she was? Like, I