My best friend and I are walking together
Me: *I sneeze*
Him: *chuckles and ruffles my hair* "Bless you, shortie."
Me: "Heh thanks."
We keep walking
Me: *I sneeze again*
Him: *pats my head* "I said bless you."
Me: *I start having a sneezing fit*
Him: *sighs* "Anndd you're possessed."