More best friend adventures!
Me: 5' 5" Him: 6' 3"
(Note: he's younger than me)
He and I are walking in the upstairs part of Dillards. It's so quiet up there, you can hear a ghost fart.
And we were alone.
. . . Or so we thought
Me: "Oh my god, all of these clothes are hideous."
Him: "Shut up, child. You dragged me into GameStop so now I get to have my fun by dragging you here."
Me: "It's so girly in here though! I need to back to GameStop to wash it off."
Him: "Shut up or I'm taking you to Claire's!" *sifting through clothes*
Me: "Dude, shh. It's so quiet up here, keep your voice down."
Him: "Don't tell me what to do!"
Me: "I'm older so I can tell you what to do!"
Him: "Oh? Well I'm taller so I don't have to listen to you. Besides, you're so short, I can't even hear you."
Me: "Well I'm at the perfect level to punch you in the junk!"
Him: *leans down* "Oh really?"
Me: *I pinch his nose* "Get outta my face, loser." *I start to walk away from him*
Him: *runs up behind me and slaps my behind*
Me: *I shriek* "DUDE WE'RE IN PUBLIC WTF"
Him: "....shhh it's so quiet in here. Keep your voice down."
Me: "One. I hate you, and two. You're buying your own StarBucks now."