ANOTHER ADVENTURE! This is why he claims he "can't take me anywhere"
(I'm older than him by two years but he's much much taller than me so he looks older)
He and I. *at a stoplight*
Him: "No seriously. How do snakes. . .you know! Do the do?? Just how??"
Me: "Beats me. Hey! A sticky note." *I grabbed it out of the cup holder*
Him: "Oh that? That's my shopping list. Don't do anything stupid with it, I need it."
Me: "Don't do what?"
Him: "Anything stupid with it. I know you." *narrows his eyes*
Me: *I put the sticky note in my mouth and close it* "Om!"
Him: "Jesus christ, Callie!!! What the heck is wrong with you?!"
Me: *I put the sticky note on his lap* "That, my good sir, is a good question."
Him: *puts his head in his hands* "Oh my god. I can't take you anywhere!"