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Meet The Artist~ by Kyrifian Meet The Artist~ by Kyrifian
HO BOY I REWROTE THIS ON THE DA APP THEN IT CRASHED. WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD LUCK?! XD

*deep sigh* Gotta write this again!


Alrighty let's do this!! :D
Name: Callista but I go by Callie
Height: 5'5"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Navy blue
Sexuality: Straight af
Birthday: June 14th
StarSign: Gemini!
Age: 18
Gender: Female yo
Oh and I'm Irish heh


Random facts:

99.9% of my friends are guys because (no offense ladies) I can't stand girls.

I'm a self taught artist, guitarist, and drummer.

I just chucked a package of cheese slices across a Target store today.

I can talk my way into and out of any situation.

VERY LOUD. I rage scream at random points for no reason.

I'm extremely dramatic...*foot falls asleep* "This is it! This is the end! I'M DYING!!!!"

I'm kinda a bottomless pit. Like I eat a lot!!

I bite people (not in a kinky way you freaks)

I can do an impression of almost every animal. My bests being a Pit bull bark or an Eagle screech.

My phone memory is almost full because of all of the memes, cat pictures, and Keith Kogane pictures.

I have (and sleep with) 46 stuffed animals

Insult my OC or my favorite characters and I'll gnaw your arm off.

I'm extremely paranoid.

I have ADHD.

I stutter when I get really excited!

I can be pretty moody! Heh whoops

I can speak English, Spanish, and a wee bit of Japanese!

I cried when I was playing Pokemon Pearl because I was about to catch Palkia and my DS died. And of course, cute lil 8 year old me didn't save.

My first imaginary friends were two hell hounds who were  wolf, zombie, robot hybrids named Hexo and Hexa. They were married! Cool peeps.

Then, for the longest time, my main and only imaginary friend was a Hyenia (species I made up, aka TerraVolt, PartyVolt, NuttellaVo-you get it) named MoonShine. MoonShine is now known as TerraVolt!

I talk very very fast so if you don't know me well, you're gonna need a guide book.

I'm totally a cat whisperer.

I really love windy sunny days!

I once looked a kid dead in the eyes and told him Santa wasn't real. I found out when I was 4 years old because I kept asking so many questions!
4 year old me: "So you're telling me that this dude travels across the entire world in one night?? Bullcwap!"

Crayons do not taste good. Take my word.

One of my favorite 7 year old Callie quotes: *screaming* "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND STOP SCREAMING! I HAVE A HEADACHE!"

I laugh at all the wrong times

No seriously

I was making jokes at a funeral

My humor is pretty sick and twisted so tread carefully.

The first time someone told me they hated me, I laughed in their face.

My voice gets really high and I slip into an Irish accent when I'm super excited or angry.

I married Sly Cooper when I was 5 years old

I am, and forever will be, a child at heart ;)

My lucky numbers are 6 and 278

I mock people sometimes XD

Alrighty time for some stuff I love and don't love:

The Yays:

People
My fam fam
My friendies
Animals
STUFFED ANIMALS OMFG YES
Anything blue
Music!
Drawing because duh
Sunny days
Summer and Spring
Cartoons and anime
Riding my bike and doing stupid stunts
(Yeah I almost ate a Toyota but we'll get to that another time)
Making people smile or laugh
Making jokes
Making stuff in general
Candy!!!!!!!
Sweets of any kind! Except those sandy blondy cookies. God I hate those
Rollercoasters
I love doing voices or voice impressions
Giving people nicknames or just renaming them.
My beautiful bike. THE BLU3 L!0N is her name.
Blu3 l!0n's brakes broke while I was riding and I was almost thrown into an oncoming Toyota.
Attention. Ohhh my god I love attention
Being praised
Getting gifts
Dancing
Anything minty
Pokemon!!!!!
Voltron!!!!
Keith Kogane himself!!!
Video games
My fox hat
1up-ing my rival
Wrestling friends
Laughing till my stomach hurts! Hehe
Kittens
Go carts
Baseball
Just sports in general! I play!
The outdoors!
The sky ☆
The afternoon
The beach
The park
Playgrounds!
Jumping off the swings
TRAMPOLINES
My room is my temple heh
TOYS R US!
(I'll add more I'm sure)


Now onto the nay's:
People XD
Rude people
Those nasty cookies
MY RIVAL
Not getting my way
Being ignored
Being forced to do something I don't want
Being told no
Being called PRINCESS.
Clingy people
Whiny people
"Be quiet!"
"Why are you so childish??"
"Act your age!"
People who make fun of others.
Bullies!!!
The dark and yet I love it
Anything on the left side
When people correct me
TOUCHING MY STUFF.
*pulls out scroll of things I hate because there are too many*


What do you always carry with you? Wellll:

Baseball bat

Scooby Doo hat

Both 3DS'

My beloved stuffed Husky Rao Rao (he's got an awesome Kool-aid stain on his face. I've dubbed it his battle scar)
Perfume

My Pokemon because you never know when someone wants to challenge the Great Kyrifian!

Voltron toys

That sass

Dat ass

Music

My phone

My lucky shades

Cuz I don't wanna see them haters


Nicknames? Pfft *pulls out another scroll*

California
Kao Kao
Bean Dip
Puddin'
Mrs. Kogane
Weeaboo
Weeb
Loser
Furry
The Furry
Bun
Bun Bun
Baby bun
Noodles
Lil shit
Devious lil shit
Calliwalli (I hate that one so much)
Cawwie
Boo
Fam fam
Jo
Jo jo
Joseph
Callistar
The mom friend
Mom
Mami
Babu
Baby girl
Bootleg
Booty
Boodles
Kyrifian
Kye Kye
Kyrifers
Riffers
Riffi
Rifferoni
Rifferoni and cheese
Uhhh can't write this one
Cup ramen
Darling
Bird
Bird bird
Pigeon
Red
Red lioness
Daddy (don't ask X'D)
Nerd
Nerd princess
Lioness princess
Beatiful
DatAss
Thick
Gurlfriend
Cal
Calum


Yeah I know

How to tell if I like or dislike you! (In real life lol)

Yes!:
I talk your head off

I make you laugh

I make you smile

I freak out over the well being my friends so if I like you, I'll ask you tons of questions. "Are you okay?? You look like you're feeling down. Wanna hear a joke??"

If you're nice, I'm nice!

I'm really weird and random so if that comes out right away, then yes, I like you!


No!:

I'm quiet. If I, Callie, am quiet...we've got problems. BIG problems

If I'm ignored, I try everything in my power to get your attention! Jokes, stories, funny stories, anything! I just want you to be happy around me!

If we're both quiet, I'll try and spark a conversation but if you don't bite, I leave

I'll probably just bore holes into your soul if you ignore me XD

I wouldn't say I'm needy but I do really love talking to people and having their full attention!

If I don't like you, you'll know right away because I make it obvious.



Now about the picture. LOOK AT THIS PRETTY BOY OMFG. I drew him in one of my favorite outfits of mine. It's all so comfy heh!

Well if y'all read this and have any questions about this...my god y'all are awesome!!

I'm gonna delete Koufip (the file name hahah) because I MEANT TO POST THIS WHOLE THING TODAY BUT MY COMPUTER DECIDED TO BE A DOUCHBAG AND DELETE IT. Haha anywayyyy....thanks for reading, y'all are the best! Much love forever and always,



-Kyrifan~☆
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AzaniyaBowing Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok wow that was alot of imma say interesting information...
I'm just kidding...
IT WAS AWESOME INFORMATION!
Love the bike name by the way!
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Kyrifian Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh thanks buddy!!

Yesss my baby <33
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AzaniyaBowing Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your welcome!

Yeee its cute that you named your bike after lil old blue...
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Kyrifian Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*blushes* Yeaahhh I did X3
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AzaniyaBowing Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OML so cute! >///<
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Kyrifian Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah! XD
I mean, it's blue, black, silver, and has red pegs. It has all of the colors of the Blue lion so why not?? X3
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AzaniyaBowing Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
X3
Ah I see! That makes alot of sense actually!
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Kyrifian Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Painted it myself! ^^
It's very pretty!









From a distance
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AzaniyaBowing Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OML DAZ CUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!
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Kyrifian Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THANK YOU! Heh I didn't actually mean to post this just yet. I'm writing everything out as we speak
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AzaniyaBowing Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NP! Ah okay Rifi
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