Me: *Gets out of bus*
*Police dog sniffs me and barks*
Me: Your dog likes me haha.
Police officer: Miss, this dog sniffs out drugs and weapons, do you have anything on you?
That actually happened today, I had no drugs on me and I wasn't armed. But I think the reason why the dog barked at me was because I smelled like alcohol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯