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  • Listening to: MY INNER SELF
  • Reading: OR WRITING....?
  • Watching: MUM AND THE FREEZER DOOR
  • Playing: AROUND
  • Eating: BBQ
  • Drinking: JIM BEAM
G'DAY,G'DAY........WELL EVERYTHING HAS FINALLY SETTLED DOWN AFTER THE SCRAP WITH THE CHURCH...WE ARE NOT GOIN' TO HELL AFTER ALL!IT TURNS OUT IT WAS'NT MASSIVE THAT CRAPPED IN THE VICARS SHOE, IT WAS THE OLD LADY ACROSS THE ROAD,APPARENTLY HER BOWELS AR'NT WHAT THEY USED TO BE AND SHE COULD'NT WAIT..TAM SAYS G'DAY AND IS LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING EVERY-ONE BUT SHE'S NOT SURE WHERE YOU ALL ARE,SO SHE WILL WAIT BY THE OLD WHITE BUILDING NEAR THE CROSSROADS FOR AWHILE ON SUNDAY MORNIN'..IF YA'S AR'NT DOIN' ANYTHING.THE NEW WALLPAPER WENT UP WITHOUT A HITCH.AND THE ASIAN CHAP IN THE FLAT NEXT DOOR SAID(YOU LOUNGEROOM SAME SIZE MY LOUNGROOM),I SAID YEAH' WHY! HE SAID(HOW MANY ROLLS WALLPAPER YOU BUY?)..I SAID 20 MATE, THE NEXT DAY HE CAME BACK AND SAID(I GOT 4 ROLLS LEFT OVER!) I SAID SO DID I!!..GO FIGURE..I CANT WAIT FOR WEDNESDAY TO GET HERE,IVE ARRANGED A SURPRISE PARTY FOR MESELF SO I HOPE I'M NOT DOIN' ANYTHING...ANYWAY BLAH,BLAH, BILLY RECKONS THAT BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP SO HE MUST HAVE BEEN BORN INSIDE-OUT I SPOSE. I JUST LOVE CHEWIN' THE PHAT' WITH YOU GUYS BUT I GOTTA' GO, MUMS CAUGHT HER TOE IN THE FREEZER DOOR AGAIN AND I HAD BETTER FIX IT UP BEFORE THE PRAWNS GO OFF............................QUINCY.
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Fractal-Faces Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
:rofl:!!!!!!!!!
MOAR!!!
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kurios-kat Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
:shakefish:
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Kwintzy Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
COOL BABE...............I THINK^_^:worry:
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kurios-kat Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
lol. Must've been the prawns going off that did it...my poor leg that was gettin' pulled longer & longer finally snapped!
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Kwintzy Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sht' what a coincidence! one of my legs is longer than the other too! turning left is a doddle for me but when i turn rite i always walk straight into whatever i'm in front of!! over the years i'v learned to turn left three quarters of a turn to turn right....:kiss:
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kurios-kat Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
:dizzy: :disbelief: :doh:
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Kwintzy Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:evillaugh::headbang:..ouch!!
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kurios-kat Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
viscious eh!
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Kwintzy Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah she and cococopter have the neighborhood livin' in fear!!:hug:
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